Gossip Girl "The Hurt Locket" Quotes (Page 3)
Blair: Just imagining my life as a member of the most exclusive secret society makes me tingle.
• Rating: Unrated
Jenny: If we wanted to have sex, we'd just go to a hotel.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chuck: One of his concubines had his name tattooed on her ass. I have more important things to do than search for another female member of the Bart Bass fan club.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Blair: Chastity belts go very well with formal wear.
• Rating: Unrated
Serena: Did I tell you that he texts me every night before he goes to sleep? It's so sweet.
Blair: Sexting is not sweet. It's off-limits until you're in a relationship.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gossip Girl: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Seems Dickens knew something about life on the Upper East Side.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 26
