Chuck: I don't have a real mother. I never will.
Blair: Doesn't mean you've alone. I love you, Chuck, and I'll always be your family.

Lily: I did kiss him.
Rufus: It must have been one Hell of a kiss for you to build all these lies around it.

I originated that innocent, doe-eyed stare. I usually employ it when I know more than I'm willing to let on.


Sometimes, despite the risk, the most important thing is to seize the moment. Or whatever else you can grab.

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Okay, I don't know what Dan said, but why would you take romantic advice from a guy who has a Cabbage Patch doll?


From what I recall from boarding school, it wasn't hard to get Serena out of her clothes.


Blair: What happened? Don't tell me that awful whore did something to you.
Chuck: I think that whore might be my mother.

Serena: You don't need Chuck. Anyone that meets you can see you're an elitist snob that belongs in a secret society. Bon chance!
Blair: Merci!

Your idea is completely juvenile. But it seems to be working.


Serena and... not Nate? Hi. I'm Blair.


Serena: I can't believe Nate is finally coming home tomorrow!
Blair: I feel the same way about Dorota's return. I can't believe I ever agreed to let her spend the holidays with Vanya.

Blair: Well, I can see my advice went the way of the clog!
Serena: What are you talking about?
Blair: An ugly wooden shoe that tried to make a statement and then disappeared. Just like your resolve to take things slow with Nate.

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Serena: Did I tell you that he texts me every night before he goes to sleep? It's so sweet.
Blair: Sexting is not sweet. It's off-limits until you're in a relationship.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. Seems Dickens knew something about life on the Upper East Side.

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