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Nate: Did you sleep with her? Huh!?
Chuck: She needed someone and I was there!

Blair: If you go with them, I'll ruin you.
Jenny: And how are you possibly going to do that?

Like you said, you're a Waldorf. You don't let people tell you who you are, you show them.

Serena

One good scandal deserves another.

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Looks like the Virgin Queen isn't as pure as she pretends to be. If Blair Waldorf lied about that, what else did she lie about? Who's your Daddy, B? Your baby's Daddy that is... Two guys in one week? Talk about doing the nasty, or should I say being nasty.

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Blair: (sees Chuck, smoking) Oh, don't stop on my account.
Chuck: Oh I had to, second hand smoke is bad for the uh...
Blair: I'm not pregnant. So goodbye mistake, so far in my past I can hardly remember it.
Chuck: You cannot be serious.
Blair: You can't be touching me. Look, if you were going to tell Nate, you would have done so in Monaco but you don't want him to hate you. Game over.
Chuck: Game's not over until I say it is.
Blair: Then go play with yourself.

What's the difference between gossip and scandal? So glad you asked. Anyone can commit a minor indiscretion and generate a day's worth of buzz, but in order for gossip to birth a true scandal it requires the right person to be in the wrong place. Take one "it" girl on a pedestal, add a crowd eager to see her fall, and give them the means to knock her down.

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Eric: Is there something you want to tell me?
Serena: I'm that obvious? Yes, actually. That hair color is all wrong for you.
Eric: That's funny. This isn't.

Random Student: Hey, mom!
Serena: Yes! I'm pregnant and it's yours!

And for a scandal to really blow up, all it needs is an unexpected turn.

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Serena: And you're acting like a total bitch because you're not hormonal?
Blair: Maybe I am a total bitch. Ever think about that?
Serena: Take the test, B.
Blair: Stop it.
Serena: Take the test. We need to know if you and Chuck are going to have a baby.

Serena: Whenever something happens that is not part of your plan, you pretend like it doesn't exist. You act like you're in this movie about your perfect life, but I have to remind you that the only one watching it is you. You admitted that your period is late.
Blair: Yes! I've been very stressed. I had that chem test last Friday.

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Gossip Girl Season 1 Episode 13 Quotes

Eleanor: Are you all right?
Blair: Never been better.
Eleanor: Well, Serena has. What's wrong?
Blair: I don't know. I can't be held responsible for her mood swings.
Eleanor: Were you arguing about the possibility that your condition may have returned.
Blair: No. It hasn't.
Eleanor: I heard you the other day in your bathroom with the water running.
Blair: I'm very stressed. And with you and Serena down my throat I can hardly see straight, never mind keep food down.

I'm not pregnant. I command myself to not be pregnant.

Blair

Gossip Girl Season 1 Episode 13 Music

  Song Artist
Song Got Ur Number Nadia Oh
Song No Happily Never After Nicole Scherzinger
Song The Air We Breathe Figurines