Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Quotes (Page 11)

Episode 5: "The Fasting and the Furious"

Gossip Girl: Imitation might be the sincerest form of flattery, but stealing is an outright crime. And that's what a new rival has committed when cell phones disappeared and reappeared at the Jenny Packham show.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: Humphrey, I'm feeling like my old self again.
Dan: Me too. Although not in a good way. I really thought the days of everyone turning their backs on me were over.
Chuck: Well, at last this time it's because they hate you and not because they don't know you exist. Be patient. Soon your literary misdeeds will be forgotten.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: I have to say, when you asked me where you could buy vintage magazines this isn't what I thought you were talking about.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lily: You know the only way you're going to get out of this funk is to sit down and listen to what he has to say.
Rufus: I'm not ready yet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rufus: I'll make dinner tonight and we can hear all about your first day.
Lily: You don't want to go to the break fast at the Waldorf's?
Rufus: Not really in the mood.
Lily: Oh. Isn't that ironic. The state lifts my house arrest and you lock yourself up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: Thank you for keeping my secret.
Beatrice: What are sisters for.
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Sophie: Alors. La nouvelle?
Blair: We're going to have a baby.
Eleanor: A baby?! You're still in college!
Blair: Mother.
Cyrus: How wonderful!
Eleanor: Wonderful? It's a— wonderful... surprise. What is the record for youngest grandmother on the Upper East Side? Cyrus, I don't think I'm going to be able to make it to sundown without eating.
Sophie: I am thrilled without reservation! As long as the baby is born after you are married of course. The last thing this family needs is another bastard.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cyrus: Well whatever it is, I'm just so thrilled that it's happening on Yom Kippur. And I hope the two of you will stay to break the fast with us. As I recall you're quite fond of smoked salmon.
Sophie: I am! And we would love to.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cyrus: Ah, Princess Sophie! Beatrice. Welcome. So lovely to see you both again.
Eleanor: We couldn't be happier.
Princess Sophie: Cyrus. You are still a hugger, I hope.
Cyrus: Is a Northern spotted owl still a predator!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Diana: The site goes live in 20!
 • Rating: Unrated

Serena: Hey. Jane.
Jane: Did you lock up the film option for Dan's book yet.
Serena: No, I just finished reading it unfortunately.
Jane: Need I remind you this is your chance to make up for blowing the Daniel Day Lewis deal.
Serena: No reminder necessary. I'm on it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: I hope they take it well. Nothing matters more than our child being born into a big happy family.
Louis: Are you ready?
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Gossip Girl: On the Upper East Side, it's not what you say that determines who you are. It's what you do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 4: "Memoirs of an Invisible Dan"

Gossip Girl: Some stories open the door for something more. And then there are fairytale endings where the girl gets her prince. And endings that turn you introspective about your own life and your place in the world. And then there's the ending that you saw coming a mile away, and yet somehow still takes you by surprise. But don't worry, my Upper East Side friends. This story isn't ening. We're just at the start of a brand new chapter. XOXO —Gossip Girl.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: Look, your reputation reflects directly on me. And frankly this book leaves yours in tatters. So prove to me I made the right choice hiring you. I want this book and you're going to get it for me. So whatever you did to Dan Humphrey, undo it, okay? You have a week.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: I want this book.
Serena: Well here it is.
Jane: I want the movie rights to this book.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gossip Girl: In literature, there are thousands of endings. Some happy, some sad. Some end with a twist.
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Dan: Is everything okay?
Rufus: Well last night was your big night. I didn't want to ruin it for you.
Dan: Well it kind of went down on its own. What's going on? Did you not like the book?
Rufus: Of course I did, you're a beautiful writer. It just... broke my heart.
Dan: Dad.
Rufus: I gave up my career to raise you and I never regretted it, not once. Until yesterday when I read what you really think about it. A has-been turned trophy husband who married for money.
Dan: No, that is not what I think of you. You more than anybody should understand artistic license.
Rufus: I never expected to be your hero. I just didn't think I'd end up the fool.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dan: Hey Dad.
Rufus: Your reviews. I guess you have a lot of reading to do today.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: Seems like I'm always off on my own.
Lily: I thought you liked it that way.
Chuck: I don't want to be the unrepentant bad boy, who no one cares lives or dies.
Lily: It's just a book, Charles.
Chuck: What if it isn't?
Lily: There are people who care so deeply about you, if you would just let them.
Chuck: Blair is lost to me.
Lily: I know. I'm sorry.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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