Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes (Page 15)

Season 2 Episode 12: "It's a Wonderful Lie"

Serena: I just thought sex was meaningful to you, that's all.
Dan: It is, especially when I haven't had it in a while.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Penelope: Oh, hello, weird documentary girl.
Vanessa: Oh, hello, sad Blair wannabe.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Blair: I have depths that [Chuck] will never plumb, but I know every inch of his soul.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: Shouldn't I give him a heads up or something?
Blair: Oh, absolutely. Guys hate to be caught off guard by sex on the first date.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: I never thought my life would turn out like this. I always tried to do the right thing!
 • Rating: Unrated

Serena: There's something I love about the Snowflake Ball. It reminds me of Anna Karenina, only by Anna Wintour.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: [to Dorota] What are you staring at? Go polish something.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bart: We need to talk.
Lily: Fine.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Blair: What do we have, Chuck?
Chuck: Tonight. So shut up. And dance with me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: There's been an accident.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Lily: I never thought my life would turn out this way.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 11: "The Magnificent Archibalds"

Chuck: [to Serena] You have my word, for all that's worth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: [to Serena] If you're talking about the dress, I say higher.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: She kissed me on the cheek and left a big orange lipstick mark, it looked like I'd been spray tanned!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: He's just like Bill Paxton, only younger, and with scruff.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: You can't get the prize if you don't go deep.
Blair: There are so many things wrong with that sentence.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: My plans for the evening just got hung up in customs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eleanor: This is your family now, get with the program and fast.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bart: [to Eric] You might want to ask Jonathan what he was doing Friday night.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Blair: Remember, Serena doesn't share!
Serena: Remember, Blair should learn to.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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