Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes (Page 13)

Season 2 Episode 14: "In the Realm of the Basses"

Chuck: [to Eric] It was fun being your brother ... I think I'm going to take in the view from above.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: Hey. You're back.
Serena: Yeah. Just. I literally drove here from the airport.
Dan: Well you look tan.
Serena: Well it is summer in Buenos Aires.
Dan: That's right. Southern hemisphere.
Serena: I broke up with Aaron.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: Chuck, your father wouldn't have wanted this.
Chuck: Dear old Dad? Unfortunately all I know is what he didn't want. Which is me. I'm Chuck Bass!!! ... No one cares.
Blair: I do. Don't you understand? I'll always be here. I don't want you going anywhere. I couldn't bear it. So whatever you want to do to yourself, please don't do it to me. Please.
Chuck: I'm sorry.
Blair: It's okay.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: The past is always with us, just waiting to mess with the present.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Who knows, maybe third time's a charm. But let's not break out the bubbly just yet.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jack: So what kind of suspension are we talking about?
 • Rating: Unrated

Penelope: Hazel! Clean my shoe.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Hazel: Do you know what you're doing, Little J?
Jenny: I'm not Little J anymore.
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Jenny: Okay no. That's not okay.
Eric: Here we go ...
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Jenny: They treat her like their servant.
Eric: And it is none of your business. It's a new year, remember? A new Jenny Humphrey?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 13: "O Brother, Where Bart Thou?"

Chuck: Gotta go, can't talk.
Blair: Go where, everyone you know is standing in this room.
Chuck: I don't wanna be here.
Eric: We want you here. I just lost my stepfather... I don't wanna lose my brother too.
Chuck: When are you going to get it? We are not related.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Nate: What's he talking about?
Blair: Who knows? When we found him, his shoes were on the wrong feet.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Chuck: What are YOU doing HERE?!
Blair: He's just upset, and loaded-
Chuck: What are YOU doing at my father's funeral? You think I WANT you here?
Dan: Chuck, if this is about the article, you know I didn't write it.
Chuck: You think I CARE about your failed attempt at investigative journalism?! My father's DEAD because of your father.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Cece: I gave her a chance to tell you. She didn't take it. In fact, she asked me to pay a lot of money to make the problem go away.
Rufus: But you didn't do that, did you?
Cece: The real problem is that she's in love with you.
Rufus: Why is that a problem?
Cece: Because so long as she holds on to this, the two of you don't have a chance in hell of making this work. I want you to have this chance. Don't you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: I can't believe you'd want this to become public knowledge.
Lily: What is that?
Chuck: Oh, it's exactly what you think it is.
Lily: But my mother—
Chuck: Lied to you. And Mr. Tyler. Judging by the look on your face, I'm guessing it wasn't your idea to come clean.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cece: What are you going to do about the fact that you're in love with Rufus Humphrey?
Lily: Well, I'm not sure I'm going to do anything. At least not right away.
Cece: So you are in love with him... I was fishing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: Look Serena, if you want to go, go. If you don't, don't. I can't tell you who to be with.
Serena: No but you can tell me how you feel.
Dan: How do you feel? About your boyfriend who wants to take you to South America?
Serena: Well, I mean, he's really great. I like him a lot.
Dan: Well, that's your answer then.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Chuck: Disrespecting your marriage... betraying my father with Rufus Humphrey.
Lily: I did no such thing.
Chuck: He was coming to fight for you. Talk about dying for nothing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: I know you're upset but we all really need each other right now.
Chuck: Don't touch me, whore!
Lily: Charles, please. You need to be with your family.
Chuck: Family? I don't have a family.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Nate: Maybe we should have just left him at The Palace.
Blair: It's his father's funeral. He needs to be here and pay his respects.
Chuck: [wasted] Respect. My father wasn't shown much of that in his final days.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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