Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes (Page 18)

Season 2 Episode 9: "There Might Be Blood"

Emma: So I checked out Gossip Girl and I'm thinking we hit Socialista before we get to Beatrice.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 8: "Pret-a-Poor-J"

Dorota: Don't forget, God always watching Miss Blair.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Every girl dreams about finding her Prince Charming. But if that prince refuses to come?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Dan: So he just got up and left, abruptly?
Blair: Like a Bass out of hell.
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Aaron: Do you know how to weld?
Serena: Um, I've seen Flashdance several times?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: Wow. Someone loves Chuck Bass.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Agnes: I mean, you can do whatever you want to do, but what do you think people will say when they see Jenny Humphrey has finally gone out on her own?
Jenny: I dunno... Jenny Humphrey is so young to have her own line?
Agnes: Or, too bad Jenny Humphrey's stuff looks exactly like Eleanor Waldorf's.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Agnes: Okay, seriously, you work your ass off, and for what? So Eleanor can rip off your ideas?
Jenny: No, Eleanor promised that I could be in the meetings with the buyers from Mendels and Barney's today.
Agnes: Just like she introduced you to the guy from Bloomingdale's.
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Jenny: Agnes, I'm gonna kill you.
Agnes: No, dude, I know, trust me, I'm sorry, I just got all of your messages. Look, here, take the dress and ... I don't think you should give this to Eleanor, by the way. I mean, my friends, they FREAKED over it last night.
Jenny: Great! I don't care.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Eleanor: You are lucky that I don't fire you this minute.
Jenny: You are lucky that I don't just quit!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Agnes: You should do your own clothing line.
Jenny: You really think so?
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Agnes: I love your dress.
Jenny: I made it, actually.
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Chuck: I gave you a shot, and while your efforts were admirable ... I'm bored. You ruined my pants. Goodnight, Blair.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Chuck: I'll have one drink with you. Unless you can convince why I should stay of course.
Blair. Well, just because we've reached an impasse at a certain issue doesn't mean we can't be friends.

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: I've been thinking about changing my signature scent. I've been trying out a new one, I can't decide if I like it. Would you mind?
Chuck: [sniffs Blair] Smells a little like desperation.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: Seeing you the other night was very nice. I know the first leg of the Dan-Serena let's be friends tour was a disaster, but...
Serena: Well, we were young and stupid then. Now we're older and wiser.
Blair: You have to help me destroy Chuck Bass!
Dan: I'll take that as my cue to leave.
Blair: Aww, you're very perceptive!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Just because you two are making a doomed attempt at being friends doesn't mean I have to play the enabler.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: I have an itch that only Chuck can scratch and he won't oblige unless I tell him I love him.
Dan: You need help getting Chuck to sleep with you? Really?
Blair: [to Serena] You hear the judgment in his voice right now right?
Serena: He's working on that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: DO you love him?
Blair: NO! No, of course not.
Dan. So why don't you just say it to get what you want? Frat guys have been doing that since ... forever.
Blair: I can't! If I say it then Chuck wins.
Dan: But... if you say it then you get him and you win.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: I was thinking I'd just disappear for awhile. Give him a taste of life without me.
Dan: No, that's a terrible idea. Don't disappear. Become unavoidable. Chuck may be a deviant but he's still a man. Drive him crazy. Wear him down. You should be good at that.
Blair: Look who finally got a little interesting.
Dan: I'm sure it's a fluke.

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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