Penelope: The Devil would say you're already in Yale. You have security, now more than ever you can do what you want.
Isabel: And an angel would say, all the more reason to not to. You have what you want.
Penelope: You don't have a perfect transcript.
Isabel: But you don't need one. You're in. Ugh! I hate having to play the angel.
Penelope: I know, the Devil is so much better.

Chuck: If your people don't come up with anything, maybe we can try #26.
Lily: (reading) Crash Jack in plane. The Bass jet is kind of expensive, Charles.
Chuck: There's insurance.

Lily: Did you really try to send him anthrax through the mail?
Chuck: The black market's not what it used to be.

(to Lily) I can't believe you. You're actually going to take your half-price hustler out on the town tonight.

Chuck

(on phone) No I told you, under 18 and I want verification. I don't care where you have to import them from, I want them young and unstable.

Chuck

Nate: (re: Vanessa) I saw a DVD of The Ring Cycle at her house and I figured she might like some champagne in my family's box.
Dan: Yeah, that's good, that's good. Don't tell her you saw that DVD though, because I pointed it out once and she made me watch the whole thing with no subtitles. If you've ever seen Clockwork Orange, then you know how that ended up.
Nate: What's a clockwork orange?

True love and betrayal. Revenge and more revenge. A heroine with an impossible goal. If only Mozart had lived on the Upper East Side. But you can keep your magic flute, Amadeus. All this queen wants is a golden ticket to Yale.

Blair: You look like a firing squad.
Harold: More like a "Welcoming Commitee." It's the big day!

That's Miss Carr? Does she have Benjamin Button syndrome?

Dan
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