Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 24: "Valley Girls"

Nelly Yuki: You can't do this stuff in college. People will think you're pathological.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carol: All that money comes with strings attached, Lily; people treat you differently.
Young Lily: Yeah, better.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Young Lily: But being us is awesome!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: We don't do prom queen; that's for suburban high schools and the lame teen comedies that are set at them.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Young Lily: I don't even know how to be a prostitute. I mean really, how much small talk is required? And where do you even go? And are BJs a must? Because if that's the case, I'm so not doing that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: [to Serena] Oh God, you're not going to come out of there with a mullet and girlfriend, are you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rufus: I suggest you kids stay out of it; let these van der Woodsen women fight it out themselves!
 • Rating: Unrated

Young CeCe: I'll have a gin and tonic ... No tonic.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Young CeCe: Santa Barbara is really only a prison in my mind.
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served more time than Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie combined!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Ahh ... who knew the MotherChucker could also play fairy godmother. But if C just made B's dreams come true, why does it feel like our queen is standing with the wrong king?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: [to Lily] When I'm a mother I will be nothing like you. I would rather give my kids up for adoption than be like you. Oh wait, you did that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 23: "The Wrath of Con"

Dan: Okay. Someone needs to get this crazy girl out of here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: You brought Nate?
Blair: I'm just as flummoxed as you are. I got out at 53rd and made a run for it but he is faster than he looks.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Blair: Don't you see? Jesus drove you here!
Georgina: Actually, I believe his name was Jesús...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: Whenever anybody hears the name Serena van der Woodsen, they are going to think of how she helped scam her friends and family out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chuck: [sizing up Georgina's character] I sense aspiration, yearning, striving to be accepted. Then I sense this appealing counter note of sincerity ... This is the story of a young girl who is enjoying her first taste of the spoils of dirty oil. It's perfect.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: If you cut revenge out of the Bible, there's not even enough pages to make a pamphlet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Georgina: I gave up my old ways when I let Jesus take the wheel.
Blair: That is a Carrie Underwood song, not a life choice!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: This is an adult scandal.
 • Rating: Unrated

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