Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes (Page 23)

Season 2 Episode 3: "The Dark Night"

Chuck: [hooking up in limo] This isn't gonna work.
Random Girl: I thought you said you're better!
Chuck: I am... just not for you.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Dan: I can't believe Nate Archibald is a gigolo.
Vanessa: You can't tell anyone!
Dan: Who? Who would I tell? Except everyone I've ever met. [pauses] I won't.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: Why'd you tell him to stay with that woman? Y'know, I thought you liked him.
Vanessa: I do. That's why I did it.
Dan: I don't understand.
Vanessa: She told me that if Nate left her, she would go to the FBI and tell them where Nate's dad is hanging out. So ... I really didn't have a choice.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Love may fade with the season, but some friendships are year round. Like you and me! You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl.

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: What do you want, Dan? For me to never say my name?
Dan: That's not what I said.
Serena: We thought we could avoid talking about last year, well? This is fate telling us we can't.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: I forgive you... for Georgina.
Dan: And I forgive you ...
Serena: We keep having this same fight. At Bart's brunch, a year ago. At the wedding...
Dan: Where we talked about the fight at Bart's brunch.
Serena: And now here. [pauses] I can't change who I am, Dan.
Dan: Me neither.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: Vanessa? I couldn't find her. Vanessa?!
Catherine: [turns on lights] Your friend had to leave. Was there something you wanted to tell me?
 • Rating: Unrated

Marcus [sees Blair and Chuck] ... Blair!
Blair: ohmigod, ohmigod.
Marcus: Blair, what is it?
Blair: You don't understand! I thought it was you! He had an accent!
Chuck: Please, you knew exactly who it was.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Marcus wait!
Marcus: Did you really not know it was him? Can you honestly tell me that?
Blair: I knew it was him.
Marcus: Thank you.
Blair: But I want you!
Marcus: No Blair. You want my title. The idea of who I am. But you clearly want him. Which makes me a fool. Because I really did want you. I DO want you.
Blair: Then show me! I'm not some delicate little flower. Show me!
 • Rating: Unrated

Gossip Girl: Looks like Lady B is determined to have it all. Question is... who with?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: [to Marcus] I need you to make me feel alive.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vanessa: Nate, you have to end this for yourself. Forget about what I said before. You are better than this. I'll be here when you get back.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenny: [looking at designs] It looks like a pilgrim at a funeral. [pauses] I am so, so sorry.
Eleanor: You're absolutely right.
Jenny: I am?
Eleanor: Yes. Don't let it go to your head.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Catherine: Nate makes me feel alive. I'm not gonna give that up.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Blair: Honestly, Catherine, so what? If they wanna be together you can't stop them. Just deal with it.
Catherine: I wouldn't expect you to understand.
Blair: Hot young guy? Aging beauty enjoying her last hurrah before the surgeries start? It's called a cliche.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Catherine: Blair, have you seen Nate?
Blair: Umm, no. It's a blackout.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vanessa: I don't believe this. I kept telling myself you were different than Blair and all the others, but you're just as bad!
Nate: It's not that simple, okay?
Vanessa: Are you sleeping with that woman?
Nate: Yes.
Vanessa: Is that the reason you keep canceling on me?
Nate: Yes, but...
Vanessa: No, Nate, there are no buts. You lied to me and you're sleeping with some Mrs. Robinson. And while on the Upper East Side that might be totally normal, I didn't sign up for some love triangle with you and somebody's mom!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: It's a city-wide blackout, but we have candles. Everything's going to be fine!
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Sorry to break it to you B, but this party just went over... to the dark side.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Blair: Not that it's any of your business, but Marcus and I have an amazing sex life.
Chuck: Really? [pauses] What names does he call you when you make love? Where does he put his hand? Does he ... [whispers] Have sex with me.
Blair: What?
Chuck: Just once, that's all I ask.
Blair: You are disgusting and I hate you.
Chuck: Then why are you still holding my hand?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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