Eric: We know that's gin in your coffee cup.
Cece: Exactly. Life must go on, as it always has.

Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.

Blair

Blair: Humphrey. What are you doing here?
Dan: I carried the garment bag.

Lil, I'm waiting for you this time. Six months, six years. I'll be here.

Rufus

What a nice photo. Remind me to send a thank-you note to the photo editor.

Lily

That's a good picture. Lily should send a thank-you note to the photo editor.

Eleanor

The closing of this chapter leads to the opening of the next one.

Cece

Lily: If you're looking for Bart's will, you don't have to worry.
Chuck: I'm not. But you should be. I'm trying to find your file.
Lily: Well it's not here so you can stop ransacking the place and look at me.
Chuck: I can't look at you, Lily. You disgust me.

[to Chuck] The only reason he got in that car is because you called him.

Lily

Eleanor: I was thinking something in a jacket, very YSL.
Jenny: Mick and Bianca, 1971, great reference.

Serena: Thank you so much for being such a rock these past few days. It's meant so much having you around.
Dan: Yeah well, it's not a problem. It just, it feels natural.
Serena: It does, doesn't it?

I just have one question. Was it a boy or a girl?

Rufus

Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes

Serena: Blair will never forgive you for what you did to her.
Chuck: Who told you that little piece of advice, your boyfriend Nate?
Serena: Nate didn't say anything ...
Chuck: Good. I don't think it's wise taking relationship advice from someone in a FAKE relationship. Call me crazy. (pause) Enjoy another night alone with your thoughts.
Serena: Good luck on your suicide mission!

Serena: I still miss Dan sometimes... more than sometimes.
Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.