Serena: I don't know if I can go away right now. My family is a disaster. My brother is lonely, my mother is losing it, and Chuck has publicly disowned our family.
Aaron: Are you sure it's your family you don't want to leave, or someone else?

Lily: We're doing comfort food: nobody is comforted by a tuna tower.

[to Dorota] She is the loosest girl in class, don't you know Chuck doesn't like his fruit pre-picked?

Blair

Blair: Where did you find these people?
Dorota: Facebook. I joined few groups!

Serena: I just thought sex was meaningful to you, that's all.
Dan: It is, especially when I haven't had it in a while.

Penelope: Oh, hello, weird documentary girl.
Vanessa: Oh, hello, sad Blair wannabe.

I have depths that [Chuck] will never plumb, but I know every inch of his soul.

Blair

Serena: Shouldn't I give him a heads up or something?
Blair: Oh, absolutely. Guys hate to be caught off guard by sex on the first date.

I never thought my life would turn out like this. I always tried to do the right thing!

Lily

There's something I love about the Snowflake Ball. It reminds me of Anna Karenina, only by Anna Wintour.

Serena

[to Dorota] What are you staring at? Go polish something.

Blair

Bart: We need to talk.
Lily: Fine.

Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes

Serena: Blair will never forgive you for what you did to her.
Chuck: Who told you that little piece of advice, your boyfriend Nate?
Serena: Nate didn't say anything ...
Chuck: Good. I don't think it's wise taking relationship advice from someone in a FAKE relationship. Call me crazy. (pause) Enjoy another night alone with your thoughts.
Serena: Good luck on your suicide mission!

Serena: I still miss Dan sometimes... more than sometimes.
Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.