Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes (Page 24)

Season 2 Episode 3: "The Dark Night"

Serena: [laughing awkwardly] What ... was that?
Dan: That was Gossip Girl.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Serena: I'm sorry, I'm not laughing. It's just so obvious. You're not over Blair. This is your body's way of telling you!
Chuck: I don't have a romantic bone in my body. Least of all that one. But you do raise an interesting idea. Clearly there's some kind of ... blockage.
[pauses] Perhaps ...
Serena: No!
Chuck: One more go-around, just to clear the pipes.
Serena: You are not using Blair as sexual Drano!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rufus: [to Vanessa] He's not still reading one of those Dan and Serena should-be-or-shouldn't-be threads is he?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: Who was that?
Chuck: A whiff of the Far East.
Serena: Sometimes I envy you. Wait, what am I saying? You're disgusting.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: Why can't you support me?
Blair: Have you two talked about everything? The very real reasons you broke up last year?
Serena: Not... completely.
Blair: Well, when you do, if you're still together, then I'll be happy for you. Until then I think you're just fooling yourself.

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: [about Marcus] You know he wasn't pressured me about sex? Not once! [sad] Not once...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: [to Vanessa] When you called the other day, it was like... I could breathe again.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenny: Ahhhh! Dan! You guys are together! You're back together! It wasn't a doctored photo?
Dan: No, we are. We just haven't... told anybody yet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gossip Girl: In these last hazy days of summer, a few simple tips to beat the heat: 1. Drink plenty of fluids. 2. Stay out of the sun. 3. Limit all physical activity... that is, within reason.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gossip Girl: If you can't stand the heat ... there's always a cold shower.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gossip Girl: Spotted: S and Lonely Boy locking lips like all is forgiven. Will round two be any better?
 • Rating: Unrated

Blair: We've been dating for awhile, so I thought ...
Marcus: I feel the same way. But you're very special. I want the moment to equal it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vanessa: Calling him won't look desperate?
Jenny: It will. It will. It will. But in a cute, romantic way.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Catherine: Ralph Lauren adores you.
Nate: Did you hear what I just said?
Catherine: I did. What happened to the money I gave you?
Nate: It's gone, but I can repay you back as soon as our accounts are unfrozen.
Catherine: Which won't be until your father returns from... where was it? Dominica?
Nate: I told you that in confidence!
Catherine: You told me that in bed.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Dan: Serena... I still ...
Serena: I know. Me too.
[elevator door closes]
Serena: ... I love you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: I'm scared.
Dan: Me too.
Serena: When I step out of here, it's over.
Dan: I think... I think it was already. It just took us this long to realize, and get used to it.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Lady B acting not so lady-like. Hope you kept the receipt for that tiara, B.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 2: "Never Been Marcused"

Blair: It's like Roman Holiday but I'm Gregory Peck and he's Audrey Hepburn!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: There's a force larger than us at work here.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Blair: I thought you were just a callow social-climbing former swimsuit model who married above her station and was enslaved by her own insecurities.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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