Blair: What do we have, Chuck?
Chuck: Tonight. So shut up. And dance with me.

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• Added: November 20, 2008

There's been an accident.

Lily

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• Added: November 20, 2008

I never thought my life would turn out this way.

Lily

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• Added: November 20, 2008

[to Serena] You have my word, for all that's worth.

Chuck

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• Added: November 19, 2008

[to Serena] If you're talking about the dress, I say higher.

Chuck

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• Added: November 18, 2008

She kissed me on the cheek and left a big orange lipstick mark, it looked like I'd been spray tanned!

Blair

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• Added: November 18, 2008

He's just like Bill Paxton, only younger, and with scruff.

Blair

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• Added: November 18, 2008

Serena: You can't get the prize if you don't go deep.
Blair: There are so many things wrong with that sentence.

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• Added: November 18, 2008

My plans for the evening just got hung up in customs.

Chuck

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• Added: November 18, 2008

This is your family now, get with the program and fast.

Eleanor

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• Added: November 18, 2008

[to Eric] You might want to ask Jonathan what he was doing Friday night.

Bart

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• Added: November 18, 2008

Blair: Remember, Serena doesn't share!
Serena: Remember, Blair should learn to.

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• Added: November 17, 2008