Blair: What do we have, Chuck?
Chuck: Tonight. So shut up. And dance with me.

There's been an accident.

Lily

I never thought my life would turn out this way.

Lily

[to Serena] You have my word, for all that's worth.

Chuck

[to Serena] If you're talking about the dress, I say higher.

Chuck

She kissed me on the cheek and left a big orange lipstick mark, it looked like I'd been spray tanned!

Blair

He's just like Bill Paxton, only younger, and with scruff.

Blair

Serena: You can't get the prize if you don't go deep.
Blair: There are so many things wrong with that sentence.

My plans for the evening just got hung up in customs.

Chuck

This is your family now, get with the program and fast.

Eleanor

[to Eric] You might want to ask Jonathan what he was doing Friday night.

Bart

Blair: Remember, Serena doesn't share!
Serena: Remember, Blair should learn to.

Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair

Is this the moment you fall in love with me? Oh, it is, isn't it? You're totally falling in love with me right now.

Young Lily