Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes
[to Vanessa] What are you doing here with those? Shouldn't you be at Whole Foods?
Blair
Chuck: We both know you'll do it again. It's just a question of when.
Blair: The answer is never.
Chuck: We're inevitable, Waldorf.
Blair: Despite what attraction my body has for you, my brain knows better, and yours should too. Gotta go! I have a disciplinary hearing.
Chuck: Archibald. Isn't it about time you ended this bromance? What happens at Yale stays at Yale.
Nate: [to Dan] Hey man, let's go.
Chuck: Humphrey. Never a pleasure.
Dan: Oh good, we agree on something!
Blair: Seduce and destroy.
Chuck: What's in it for me?
Blair: The thrill of the impossible.The only person Vanessa loathes more than me ... is you. It will be one for the ages. [pauses] Maybe you're not up for it. If memory serves, you've had some mechanical problems.
Chuck: I'll just imagine she's you.
Blair: That little troll Vanessa's working my last nerve.
Chuck: Not what I expected.
Blair: Until I realized, this could benefit both of us.
Chuck: You had me until "troll."
Chuck: Waving the white flag, are we?
Blair: Not exactly.
Do you ever get tired of carrying around that chip on your shoulder?
Nate
I'm so proud of you!
Dorota
If there's one thing I know, it's how to give good 'interview.'
Blair
Eric has a new friend. So I hear.
Lily
Have fun in Providence, you know, maybe you can get your hair dreadlocked while you're there.
Blair
