Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes
Serena: So you're off to Yale?
Blair: Your deductive reasoning skills are perfect for a place like Brown.
Serena: A place like Brown?
Blair: You know, an enclave of trustafarians and children of celebrities who major in drum circles and semiotics, whatever that is.
You did NOT just do that.
Serena
I swear to God I will take you down.
Blair
Chuck Bass, we've been waiting for you.
Yale Guy
Dan: I'm good with just one.
Chuck: You're either in for the full ride, or you're out.
Dan: [pauses] Okay, pass me the shots.
Chuck: That's just a chaser.
Dan: What is that?
Chuck: Does it matter? Down the rabbit hole, then we go out the door.
I hope they make a Humphrey sandwich.
Chuck
They say in fashion that you can become a success overnight. But one minute you're in, and the next, you're out.
You think Capote got national acclaim for In Cold Blood by judging the murderers?
Shapiro
If I have to exploit people to be a good writer, then maybe I don't want to be a good writer.
Dan
You sent me five stories all about a sheltered young man with girl problems who lives with his dad in Brooklyn. You think that's going to knock the Yale admissions committee off their tenured asses?
Shapiro
Kirsten Dunst? So 2007. Her rehab barely made the radar.
Laurel
Who knew there was a sex club behind the White Castle?
Dan
