Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 2 Episode 20: "Remains of the J"

Poppy: Have fun with your little party.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: What does Chuck Bass do at 8 in the morning? It's not like you work out.
Chuck: I do my cardio in the evenings. The morning is for business, which I am late for.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eric: Does this feel like a sitcom to anyone else?
Dan: More like a reality show.
Chuck: Then I can vote you off.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 19: "The Grandfather"

Nate: Do you remember when you used to make us watch your favorite movies over and over again? Like Tiffany's, Holiday. You used to drive me nuts. I finaly asked you why you like watch movies you've already seen? Remember what you said?
Blair: I like knowing how things are gonna turn out.
Nate: Exactly.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: When did everything get so screwed up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Maybe I should head up to the roof to make it a little more dramatic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tripp: Welcome to the next 30 years.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Chuck: Looks like Polanski's in town.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: Do you think the Humphreys have a crest that Jenny could sew onto one of my cardigans?
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Chuck: Yale, the only thing she wanted more than me. That would be painful.
Serena: Chuck, she's embarrassed, so we've gotta give her time to lick her wounds.
Chuck: Maybe I could lick them for her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenny: Do you want me to overnight you a red tie from Bluefly?
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Carter: What is this? Good cop, Bass cop?
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Blair: Take me now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 18: "The Age of Dissonance"

Dan: Hey, Blair, it's Rachel that's been messing with you. And ... we had sex in the costume closet. So, do what you want with that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Do you know how hard it is to get revenge when your enemy is changing every five minutes?
Dorota: You need to calm nerves and warm vocal cords. You want tea?
Blair: No. I want Dan Humphrey's head on a platter.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Blair: (to Rachel) Well, the Headmistress told me my fate at Yale is sealed. So the question is, how do I make your fate as bleak as mine?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Serena: Everything you've done, spreading rumors about who I've had sex with, what alley I puked in or telling Dean Barrowby that I killed Pete Fairman, I forgave everything all because I thought one day you'd grow up. But putting up a Gossip Girl blast about Yale and the press release ...
Blair: Serena, I didn't put out the blast.
Serena: At least have the dignity not to lie to my face.
Blair: But I'm not lying.
Serena: Only two people knew about it, you and Dan. And Dan would never do something like that. I always want to believe the best in you, Blair, but the bottom line is, betrayal's in your nature.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Everyone's jealous of me, because my life is perfect and you've always been the most jealous of all.
Nelly: People aren't jealous of you, Blair. They hate you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Poor Miss Iowa caught playing Mrs Robinson. Looks like the teacher just got schooled.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nelly: What is your problem?
Blair: My problem is a two-faced, four-eyed, devious little snipe in a fat-suit. Did you really think you could rat me out to Yale and get away with it?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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