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NYU? What was I thinking? You know what I think about ironic facial hair.

Blair

Everything with Gabriel is perfect.

Serena

[to Gabriel] I don't hate you. But I hate lying. And you lied to me. And you lied to Poppy. And despite everything, she's still my friend and I care about her.

Serena

[to Blair] I see you're wearing your beret. Who are we spying on tonight?

Chuck

Blair: Serena says he just disappears: Poof! I'm going to find out where he's poofing to.

Nate: Will you move in with me?
Blair: "Yes!

[to Nate] Murray Hill? Even your mother is too hip for this zip code.

Chuck

I went to church, found Jesus, and I told him all my sins.

Georgina

[to Chuck] I think next year is going to be harder than I thought. Me in Morningside Heights, and her all the way down in the Village, it's basically going to be like we're in a long-distance relationship.

Nate

I asked the caterer for a '99 Brunello; it's not a PTA meeting!

Lily

Serena didn't steal me. She swept me away.

Gabriel

Our board rejected Bernie Madoff five years in a row.

Serena
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Gossip Girl Season 2 Quotes

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair

Emma: They call him the de-virginator.
Blair: Oh my God, stop your mouth from moving.
Emma: But now that I finally have the night away from my mom and dad, we'll see who's first. We're saying TTFN to my you know what.
Blair: Or maybe we'll see how your mom feels about your little clearance sale, little Lohan.