[to Blair] I see you're wearing your beret. Who are we spying on tonight?


Blair: Serena says he just disappears: Poof! I'm going to find out where he's poofing to.

Nate: Will you move in with me?
Blair: "Yes!

[to Nate] Murray Hill? Even your mother is too hip for this zip code.


I went to church, found Jesus, and I told him all my sins.


[to Chuck] I think next year is going to be harder than I thought. Me in Morningside Heights, and her all the way down in the Village, it's basically going to be like we're in a long-distance relationship.


I asked the caterer for a '99 Brunello; it's not a PTA meeting!


Serena didn't steal me. She swept me away.


Our board rejected Bernie Madoff five years in a row.

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