What's more important than school?

Minion

Blair: They moved the party.
Dan: Who moves a party?

Vanessa, I know we've been friends since we were little and we both like pirogies, and my dad really misses you, but just to be clear, so there's no misunderstanding down the road, we are not friends anymore.

Dan

There's not a woman in this room who didn't take some pleasure in your downfall, myself included. You may want to adjust your dress. Your monitor is showing.

Anne

Dan and I have a real connection. We did things like visit the Dia and debate Cahbrol versus Romer. Things that we could never do with you.

Blair

Louis: My parents do not approve. You are a commoner.
Blair: Well have they seen Princess Stephanie's husbands? I'm not a circus performer.

The only thing thicker than blood is the ink on Page Six.

Eric

No one can see me here, and even though you fall under that moniker I still need you to go.

Blair

Charlie: It says here they went away together to Connecticut.
Serena: Oh, that doesn't mean anything. They went to Cornwall to find Juliet because she drugged me and tried to convince everyone I was crazy.
Charlie: Right. Because that happens.

Well, because if Vanessa is lying and it isn't true, then I'm a horrible friend for believing her. But if it is true, then they're horrible friends for not telling me.

Serena

I'm sorry, I'm still new at this, how is this better than just asking them?

Charlie

Fut-the-wuck?

Blair

Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes

Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot of mimosas.

Blair

As with any journey, who you travel with can be more important than your destination.

Gossip Girl