Serena: Hey Mom. We're back from our tour of the best pastry shops in Manhattan.
Charlie: I did a Linzer tart taste test.
Eric: I had three espressos and then I picked a fight with a barista.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. But ask any Upper East Side girl to show you her most prized possession and we bet the box is Vivier. Not Cartier.

Nate: Single malt for breakfast?
Chuck: Takes the edge off the coke.

What's more important than school?

Minion

Blair: They moved the party.
Dan: Who moves a party?

Vanessa, I know we've been friends since we were little and we both like pirogies, and my dad really misses you, but just to be clear, so there's no misunderstanding down the road, we are not friends anymore.

Dan

There's not a woman in this room who didn't take some pleasure in your downfall, myself included. You may want to adjust your dress. Your monitor is showing.

Anne

Dan and I have a real connection. We did things like visit the Dia and debate Cahbrol versus Romer. Things that we could never do with you.

Blair

Louis: My parents do not approve. You are a commoner.
Blair: Well have they seen Princess Stephanie's husbands? I'm not a circus performer.

The only thing thicker than blood is the ink on Page Six.

Eric

No one can see me here, and even though you fall under that moniker I still need you to go.

Blair

Charlie: It says here they went away together to Connecticut.
Serena: Oh, that doesn't mean anything. They went to Cornwall to find Juliet because she drugged me and tried to convince everyone I was crazy.
Charlie: Right. Because that happens.

Gossip Girl Season 4 Quotes

Serena: So what does it say about Chuck?
Blair: I couldn't be less interested. Serena gives her a look. No new posts. He's been MIA since he left town this spring.
Serena: What does it say about us?
Blair: "Ooh la la! Paris is burning and Serena and Blair lit the match." Of course your flame is hotter than mine. Everyone knows that the only guy who's been in my pants all summer is the tailor at Pierre Balmain.
Serena: And whose fault is that? B, just as many guys have flirted with you. I just happen to have a thing for French waiters.
Blair: And bartenders. And museum docents. Anyone on a Vespa or bicycle. Or wearing Zadig & Voltaire.

Serena: Blair what are you doing? We said we wouldn't check Gossip Girl all summer.
Blair: Summer's almost over.