Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 5 Quotes (Page 15)

Season 5 Episode 5: "The Fasting and the Furious"

Chuck: Everything you said to me was true. I don't need another notch on my belt. I need help. I knew it last week — hell, I knew it last year. I know it now. I'm ready to be serious if you'll have me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: As challenging as atoning can be, the rewards make it worth the sacrifice.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dan: Without you inspiring me from the beginning I wouldn't have been able to write anything, so I owe you one. And despite the events of the day, you know, I trust you. I do have one condition: I want to write the screenplay.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Serena: When you told me you were pregnant I said that I would be there for you, no matter what, and I haven't been. And I'm sorry.
Blair: Well you had a work crisis.
Serena: Yeah, but the truth is I was jealous.
Blair: Well if it makes you feel better marrying a prince isn't what fairytales would lead you to believe.
Serena: No, that's not what I was jealous about. You're the star of Dan's book.
Blair: Well as I said, it's pure fiction.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Lily: Well I bet you never thought you'd hear such good parenting advice from Blair Waldorf.
Rufus: It's time to let my anger go and return Dan's calls. I mean if he didn't piss me off it would just mean he wasn't growing up.
Lily: That is the Rufus Humphrey that I love.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eleanor: I have to confess that I may have been the one to put the idea of a contract in Beatrice's head. I was just bragging about you and it didn't matter where you lived. No one can keep you from being your own person. And that is part of why you will be a wonderful mother.
Blair: Thank you for saying that. I know this isn't what you wanted for me. At least not yet.
Eleanor: These things happen when they happen. That's the first lesson of being a parent. Children don't do what you want them to do all the time, when you want them to do it. But you love them anyway.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Charlie: And thanks again for helping me do nothing.
Nate: Well it was fun breaking into the safe.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gossip Girl: That's the thing about writing what you know. Soon everybody else knows it too.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Serena: I finally finished the book.
Dan: I told you, it's not you. Yes, there are parts of you. And Daisy Buchanan. And Amy March. And Gwyneth Paltrow. Five different roles she's played. But it's a novel. It's inspired by a lot of things. It isn't speaking to some deeper truth.
Serena: Are you sure? Because I know this may sound crazy or selfish or... like I'm living in the past or something. But you were the love of my life, Dan. I don't know, I just thought I was yours too.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Serena: I followed Jane all the way done to her town car apologizing, and even then I don't think it was enough. Thank you for waiting.
Dan: I didn't want to. You scared away everyone, and now no one wants the book.
Serena: Dan—
Dan: Your apology this morning was just strategic, wasn't it?
Serena: Yeah. Pretty much.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Eliza Barnes: You asked for my professional opinion and now you're going to get it. You never had a childhood and now you behave like a child in the worst ways. You pay for intimacy so you're always in control and no one can get close to you. Your superficial connections and lack of authentic emotion leave you isolated and alone. Not just tonight. Always. I wish you all the best, but you're going to need more than that to live a happy and normal life.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Nate: These might be my friends but they're your family. And you're acting like you barely know them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Charlie: This is the mother lode. The biggest secrets of the Upper East Side. Even one of these would not only launch the web site but blow Diana's mind.
Nate: And my ethics. These are my friends. Now that I've actually done this, I don't know what I was thinking.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sophie: The clause stays. If you two cannot accept this, then I will not acknowledge the child as my heir. Nor will I acknowledge you.
Louis: You don't have that right anymore. As the future reigning prince, it's up to my child to acknowledge you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cyrus: And furthermore it says that if you break any of these rules you face the possibility of losing custody of your child to the royal family.
Blair: What? Wait, that's—
Louis: Outrageous.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rufus: Since I'm feeling a little raw on the family front, if Eleanor refers to you as Lily Bass again I can't promise I won't return fire.
Lily: I dragged you here, and you have my full blessing to go Sean Penn if need be.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Sometimes all it takes to cross a line is a little push.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jane: Maybe your good friend F. Scott Fitzjackass had you nailed in the book. If something doesn't fall right into your lap, Serena, you don't have a clue how to work for it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lily: An evening of friends and kugel is just what we need.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nate: What are you going to do?
Chuck: Take an interest in what matters to Dr. Barnes. Shalom.
 • Rating: Unrated

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