Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 5 Quotes (Page 13)

Season 5 Episode 6: "I Am Number Nine"

Blair: Then what are you here to apologize for?
Chuck: Everything else.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Blair: What are you doing here? I don't have the energy to rehash tonight's hysterics. I think you should leave.
Chuck: I'm not here to apologize about what happened tonight.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Diana: Aren't you tired of swimming in Gossip Girl's fishbowl?
Serena: Well I'd have to do it my own way.
Diana: I'd expect nothing less.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Chuck Bass, standing at the crossroads. Looks like we're going to have to watch his every step.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Dr. Barnes: You chose to let go. Continue down that road and I'll bet you find some peace.
Chuck: I've always wondered what that's like.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Barnes: I understand you're angry. I don't expect you to ever forgive me. I just thought you should know Louis wasn't paying me for information alone. He wanted me to drive you into a rage. To turn you into this monster you apparently used to be. Louis is so threatened by you that he wanted to remind Blair—
Chuck: Why she chose him. Maybe Louis' right.
Dr. Barnes: He doesn't have to be. You can change.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: What, so you used me to get a story?
Charlie: The girl you're seeing is your boss?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Louis: The paternity test showed me that some part of you thought you might still have a choice to make, and I needed you to see that Chuck would always be the wrong one.
Blair: Louis, I don't now how many more times I can say this, but Chuck and I can never work.
Louis: You know that for certain?
Blair: I do. So does he. And so should you. Chuck destroys everything and everybody in his life. And he'll never change. But what's scaring me is that you're changing into him.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Don't worry, B. You're still marrying a Prince. Of Fools.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: I was hoping we could talk more about the movie.
Jane: What movie. It's dead. If you want to know why, talk to your friend Serena.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Charlie: I'm starting to feel like I'm not Nate's type.
Penelope: Hello. Nate doesn't have a type. He's like Derek Jeter.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Diana: Jane and I have history. She doesn't always like to be reminded of it, but it's been awhile since I did.
Serena: What kind of history?
Diana: Some things are best left to the imagination. So, how bad do you want your problem to go away?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Serena: I gave Dan my word that I would protect him. He's one of my best friends. Please, don't do this to him.
Jane: It's already done. And you know what? I'm taking you off this project. Effective immediately. Like Dan you're just too close to it.
 • Rating: 2.7 / 5.0

Jane: Did you already tell him we got Sorkin to write movie?
Dan: What? No. That's incredible.
Jane: I know. Now your character will talk even faster than you do.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Louis: How was your day?
Blair: Just what I needed. Old habits die hard.
Louis: If they die at all.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: When you drive Chuck over the edge, it's you who will wind up road kill.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Spotted: S trying to navigate a slippery slope. But she's not the only accident waiting to happen.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: Inside will be the next Social Network. We're gonna Zuckerberg him.
Serena: Jane, this is unfair.
Jane: I prefer to let the audience decide what's fair or not.
Serena: Dan is not like that. Why don't I put a dinner on the books for all of us and this way you'll see.
Jane: The next time I see Dan will be at Cannes when I'm shaking his grateful hand on the dais.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dan: But how can I guarantee that she's not just going to screw it up?
Serena: Because I won't let her. She may not know this world, but I do. And I will protect your story and you.
Gossip Girl: Careful, S.
Dan: I have your word?
Serena: You have my word.
Gossip Girl: Everybody knows the road to hell is paved with good intentions. And shady bosses.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: Whatever Jane sent you here to say, why don't you just say it.
Serena: Well we both think that you should waive your right to write the script.
Dan: Why would I do that?
Serena: Because if you write it your project will be stuck in development hell.
 • Rating: Unrated

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