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Chuck: Was that Diana?
Nate: Yeah. Looking for her book. I played it clueless.
Chuck: Good. Because if she's going to continue to lie to us and pretend to be my real mother I see no reason why we shouldn't return the favor.

Jack: I hope that's not overconfidence I hear in your voice. I don't need to remind you how sensitive an operation this is. If anyone finds out—
Diana: Jack, they won't. Chuck and everybody else thinks I'm his bloody mother. They are off the scent completely.

Dorota: Miss Serena, all you do all day is type type type. You take laptop with you everywhere. It not healthy.
Serena: Well after last week's family meltdown, this laptop is the only thing keeping me sane. Writing is my new outlet. You should be happy for me.
Dorota: If you say so. But Vanya say same thing about Warcraft and then DSL bill comes.

They say in life there are two sides to every story. But on the Upper East, we always have three. There's his, hers — but the most important is always mine.

Evening Upper East Siders. Many of you have complained I've been too kind to S and B these last few months. But all of that's about to change. Because I've got a page from Blair Waldorf's diary, where she tells all about who's really in her heart. And there's lots more where that came from courtesy of her bff SVDW. XOXO —Gossip Girl

Dan: I understand why you did what you did today, but I need to know for me — for us — what is really happening here.
Blair: There is nothing I want more than to spend the summer right by your side.

Dan: Do you really want to spend the entire summer with me in Rome? Chuck's dad is alive. That is going to change his world deeply.
Blair: His, yes. But not mine.

Bart: Makes me think I did something right raising you.
Chuck: I think we both know you didn't raise me. You were too busy with inappropriate transient women to teach me any viable life lessons. Except those about inappropriate transient women.

Serena: Think it's time to tell Dan how you feel about him?
Blair: He told you about that? I'm not ready. I really want the next person I say it to to be the last.

Blair: Thanks S. You really are my best friend.
Serena: I love you, B.
Blair: I love you too.

When you care about someone, you want them to stay. But sometimes showing you care means letting them go.

Uh oh, Chuck. You might need to have your private investigator investigated.

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Gossip Girl Season 5 Quotes

They say every road comes to an end, but sometimes the end feels just like the beginning. Even when you think you've come a long way, you can suddenly find yourself right back where you started. Because every journey is fraught with twists and turns.

Gossip Girl

Max: No actress wants to play the same role their entire life.
Charlie: This is more than just a role. This is my life now and these people are my family.
Max: How can their love be real when you're a total fake.