Evan Chambers, the violent predator of Rusty Cartwright? the betrayer of Cappie? You'll get one of my deep fried snacks, when you pry it out of my cold dead hands.

Dale

Hey, 80s rom-com dating is never easy. You might have to give your underwear to a nerd, you might have to dress up as a guy then fall for your best guy friend who thinks that you're a guy, and this was all before people were allowed to be gay in movies, and then on top of it all, your parents forget your birthday!

Ashleigh

Schooled in manly dignity by a guy in purple leather.

Evan

So here we are again. You want me to change and I don't want to.

Cappie

Calvin: Wow, who knew Rebecca was such a minimalist.
Evan: Yeah, well you know when you have no soul you don't crave the comfort of sentimental knick-knacks.

Some love stories are short stories, but they are love stories all the same.

April

Greek Season 3 Episode 18 Quotes

Calvin: Wow, who knew Rebecca was such a minimalist.
Evan: Yeah, well you know when you have no soul you don't crave the comfort of sentimental knick-knacks.

Some love stories are short stories, but they are love stories all the same.

April