Greek Season 3 Episode 17: "The Big Easy Does It" Quotes
Cappie: Spitter, do you know what Mardi Gras is?
Rusty: It's French for Fat Tuesday which is a culmination of a carnival period beginning with the Twelfth Night.
Cappie: Wrong, it's a time when we try to get girls to show us their boobs for beads.
(To Rusty) I think you are a great person and we have had one relatively successful date. And I do not want to go to Yale a virgin, so I have decided to lose my virginity to you, tonight, if you are amenable.
Katherine
Being here at school is like Mardi Gras and the rest of life is like Lent, right? You gotta get it all out before you give it all up.
Cappie
Not only do I have a chance to be her first, I'm guaranteed to be her best.
Rusty
Calvin: What would you say if I told you I knew of a way for you to make a whole lot of money for one night's work?
Evan: I'd say you want to harvest my organs.
Calvin: No, Gentleman's Choice needs a little extra help tonight.
Evan: Oh, you want to harvest THAT organ.
No expectations? Are you two crazy? She's had 21 years to build up her expectations! And she's not some normal girl who only learns about sex from teen vampire movies. We're talking about Katherine. You're competing with Robert Pattinson AND Lady Chaterlee's Lover.
Casey
