Grey's Anatomy

Grey's Anatomy "Crash Into Me, Part I" Quotes

Meredith: Hey, you guys....
Izzie: You can't call dibs on a human being.
Meredith: You guys, I think we should move.
Cristina: Let go of the gurney.
Izzie: YOU let go.
Meredith: Move!!!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Miranda: Someone will be here soon to save the master race from extinction.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Erica: I'm sure whatever you're talking about is endlessly exciting, but I kind of had my mind set on saving a life today.
Alex: Sorry.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Richard: Stan, you're a hero, man. You saved Ray's life.
Ray: Stan? Stan? Stan? Damn it, Stan! Stan!
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Nick: So, uh, you want to help me plot my revenge?
Lexie: Girlfriend?
Nick: Mmm. Here's what I'm thinking. I page her here, and then, uhh, you know, I'm all like, "I'm dying and I just need to gaze at your beauty one last time," and then she gets here, and I flash her the artery.
Lexie: It's mean.
Nick: Right?
Lexie: I like it.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Nick: Well,you want me to help you plot your revenge?
Lexie: Okay.
Nick: Okay. Here's what I'm thinking. You go out with me. Just like that. Bam! New boyfriend. And he'll be all "what's he got that I don't have?" And you'll be all "carotid artery exposed... Top that, loser," and he'll be all "I can't, I can't top that, I am a loser!"
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nick: You seeing anyone? I... I’m just making conversation. My... my artery is exposed and it kinda limits my game.
Lexie: Okay. Yes... kind of... I am.
Nick: Nice guy?
Lexie: Yeah. He is. Well, he is kinda nice guy disguised as a jerk.
Nick: Oh yeah, I... I know that type. My... my girlfriend was a nice girl disguised as a vapid narcissist. But then it turned out she really she really was just a vapid narcissist.
Lexie: Ouch!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Derek: (to George): What's going on with you and Stevens? Just because I don't sleep in your house anymore doesn't mean I don't hear the gossip.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nick: How am I doing?
Lexie: Strong and stable.
Nick: Strong and stable? Two words that have never been used to describe me. Ever.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Izzie: I'm so sick of Meredith and Cristina and their stupid love affair with each other that they have to rub in everyone's faces.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

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