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Nick: Well,you want me to help you plot your revenge?
Nick: Okay. Here's what I'm thinking. You go out with me. Just like that. Bam! New boyfriend. And he'll be all "what's he got that I don't have?" And you'll be all "carotid artery exposed... Top that, loser," and he'll be all "I can't, I can't top that, I am a loser!"