Grey's Anatomy Season 1 Episode 5: "Shake Your Groove Thing" Quotes
[narrating] "Responsibility. It really does suck. Unfortunately, once you get past the age of braces and training bras, responsibility doesn't go away. It can't be avoided. Either someone makes us face it or we suffer the consequences. And still adulthood has it perks. I mean the shoes, the sex, the no parents anywhere telling you what to do. That's, pretty damn good."MEREDITH
IZZIE: [picks up coffee cup]
GEORGE: "Do you even know whoâ€™s that was?"
IZZIE: "Iâ€™m hoping it was yours."
IZZIE: [comes home, sees Meredith drunk] "Holy Mother of Destruction."
MEREDITH: "You missed Doctor Palooza."
IZZIE: "Apparently you didn't."
MEREDITH: "I should probably never speak to you again."
DEREK: [in the car] "Sounds like the party's winding down. We should probably sneak inside now."
MEREDITH: "I think we've done enough sneaking for tonight. It was good sneaking, but enough sneaking."
DEREK: "Yeah, I'd say we're pretty good sneakers."
MIRANDA: [knocks on the window] "You mind moving this tail wagon? You are blocking me in."
DEREK: "Apparently not good enough."
DEREK: [arrives at the party] "You know, in some states, you could get arrested for that... So you blew me off for a bottle of tequila? Tequila's no good for you. It doesn't call, doesn't write, not nearly as much fun to wake up to."
MEREDITH: [kisses him] "Take me for a ride, Derek."
HANK: "Is, uh, Izzie Stevens..."
CRISTINA: "You must be Hank... he's very large and hockey-like. No, Izzie's not here right now."
GEORGE: "You and Izzie will give birth to very tall blonde people. Kind of like Barbies."
HANK: "Izzie said she was going to be at home, she didn't say there was gonna be a party."
MEREDITH: "Which pisses both of us off. Would you like some tequila? It helps."
HANK: "When do you think sheâ€™s gonna get here?"
MEREDITH: "Donâ€™t know. But weâ€™re low on ice, Hank."
HANK: "Iâ€™m serious."
MEREDITH: "So am I. Weâ€™re interns, Hank. Hospital owns us. Itâ€™s what we do."
MEREDITH: "Nice to meet you."
MEREDITH: [playing cards] "Why did we want to be surgeons anyway?"
GEORGE: "Surgery is very serious business."
GEORGE: "Full house."
CRISTINA: "Royal flush. Get naked, baby boy!"
MEREDITH: "Where is Izzie?!"
GEORGE: "She didnâ€™t clear it with you?"
MEREDITH: "This was supposed to be a meet-the-boyfriend, get together little thing."
GEORGE: "I... Iz-izzie has a lot of friends."
MEREDITH: "Izzie doesnâ€™t know this many people."
GEORGE: "I told her to clear it with you."
MEREDITH: "I canâ€™t handle this."
GEORGE: "You want me to kick everyone out? Iâ€™m gonna kick everyone out."
CRISTINA: [drunk] "Baby! You made it! Woo!"
MEREDITH: [pauses] "Screw it."
"Izzie I'm going to kill you."MEREDITH
GEORGE: "Is Meredith the only person in the hospital who doesnâ€™t know the size of this thing?"
IZZIE: "Iâ€™m telling her."
CRISTINA: "You canâ€™t. Sheâ€™s gone already."
IZZIE: "What? Already?"
CRISTINA: "I think she had, excuse me, an errand to run."
IZZIE: "You donâ€™t think Meredithâ€™s really going to mind about the party, right?"
GEORGE: "I want you to make it very clear to her that I had nothing to do with this party. Nothing."
GEORGE: "You paged me?"
IZZIE: "Iâ€™m gonna be a while. Do you think you could get home to sign for the beer?"
ALEX: "Why donâ€™t you have your boyfriend sign for it?"
IZZIE: "You have a very annoying way of sneaking up on people. Maybe if you were a little less creepy."
ALEX: "I wouldnâ€™t come anyway. I hate big parties."
IZZIE: "Hey, Hank and I have great sex, all the time. In fact we'll probably have sex after the party, or during the party."
GEORGE: "As long as you clear it with Meredith."
IZZIE: "Hank just needs to realize that doctors can have fun. Weâ€™re not all workaholics with God complexes."
CRISTINA: "We ARE workaholics with God complexes."