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Greys-anatomy

MEREDITH: "So are you going to give me an inspirational speech too?"
ALEX: "No."

MARK: "The bachelor party was short handed. Which explains why I'm here."
ADDISON: "I'm the only woman here. Am I supposed to the be the entertainment? Because I'm not stripping."
DEREK: "That's all right, we've all seen it before."
MARK: "True."
PRESTON: "I haven't."

ADDISON: "I am being stalked by pregnant women."
CALLIE: "You're an obstetrician."

ADDISON: "It's a great time. Don't let me and my fossilized eggs discourage you."
CALLIE: "We're gonna be friends still if I get pregnant?"
ADDISON: [smiles] "Absolutely not!"

CRISTINA: "What am I supposed to say? 'I swear to love and cherish you every moment of everyday of my life?' I mean, that's not real. I mean, that's not how it works, right?"
CALLIE: "It does, at first, but then it..."
MEREDITH: "It passes."
IZZIE: "No it doesn't. You guys are just used to it, that's all. You already have it, you have that thing everybody else wants. You can take it for granted, but let me tell you, if you didn't - if you couldn't be with the person that you love, I guarantee that hearing him promise you, love you and honor you and cherish you, no matter what, it would be pretty much all you could think about."
CRISTINA: "Wait, can you say that again? Just slowly."
MEREDITH: "You're talking about Denny, right?
IZZIE: "Right."

MEREDITH: "If you called me here to lecture me..."
RICHARD: "There's a copy of the interns' exam on the table. And a #2 pencil and a bottle of water and a sandwich if you get hungry. I assigned a proctor and I will come back in a few hours to check on you."
MEREDITH: "You're not my father."
RICHARD: [hugs her] "I know that. I know."

IZZIE: "Here she is."
RICHARD: "Thank you Stevens. You can go out."
IZZIE: "I will be waiting right outside."
MEREDITH: "You don't have to."
IZZIE: "Shut up."

GEORGE: "It's like we're going on a train that's going 200 miles an hour... It'd be so nice to get off... to stand on the platform for just a minute."
MEREDITH: "Looks like I'm off the train."

RICHARD: "You're not to blame for Susan Grey's death and you know that, and your father knows it too. He's just... well, he's never been the best communicator. And he just lost his wife."
MEREDITH: "Stop acting like my surrogate father."
RICHARD: "Meredith, I'm, um..."
MEREDITH: "Just because you slept with my mother... That does not make you my father!"

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