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ALEX: "I just came out here to have some fun. Then the guy gets all over me about what I'm wearing. He just rubs me the wrong way."
RICHARD: "You're on a camping trip. You're supposed to be enjoying the great outdoors."
ALEX: "You know I grew up in a bar? Literally, in a bar. My dad was always doing one of two things in there. Playing music or drinking. Dude never even took me to the park. I just figured this was my chance to get out with the guys, but the one time I try-"
RICHARD: "You wanted to be a different person."

CALLIE: "You okay?"
ADDISON: [sobbing] "Yeah, I'm fine, I'm okay, I'm good."
CALLIE: "Don't make me climb over this stall. I'll do it but I'll be really pissed because I don't know you that well."

"Oh! So you're, um, that's wonderful! Man love! It's beautiful. Beautiful... My cousin's gay! So... I'm hip and Brokeback Mountain and... all of that."


MIRANDA: "Yang, what would you recommend?"
CRISTINA: "Is this even surgical?"
MIRANDA: "Yang!"
CRISTINA: "Track and inventory all the pieces. Measure the progress and x-rays. Keep examining the stool."
MIRANDA: "Very good. Enjoy."

MARK: "Seen what's-his-face?"
IZZIE: "Alex Karev?"
MARK: "Poor bastard seems to get a thrill out of tagging along after me."
MEREDITH: "He's camping."
MARK: "In that case, how would you like to get a thrill out of tagging along after me?"

MEREDITH: "Derek's camping. Taking time. Getting space."
CRISTINA: "Prestons do not go into the woods. A guy named Preston is gonna get his ass kicked by a squirrel."
IZZIE: "It's basically a slumber party. They do it outside, we do it inside. It's really the only difference."

IZZIE: "You've got sunscreen and insect repellant? And, oh, you're gonna need a shovel to bury your poop."
GEORGE: "Izzie, I'm not five. Will you zip me up?"

[narrating] "As surgeons, we are trained to look for disease. Sometimes the problem is easily detected, most of the time we need to go step by step. First, probing the surface looking for any sign of trouble. Most of the time, we can't tell what's wrong with somebody by just looking at them. After all, they can look perfectly fine on the outside, while their insides tell a whole other story."


[narrating] "The truth with any kind of wound or disease is to dig down and find the source of the injury - and once you’ve found it, try like hell to heal that sucker."

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