ALEX: "Nice panties, Yang!"
CRISTINA: "In your dreams, Evil Spawn!"

DEREK: "Addison kissed me. Meredith kissed me. My girlfriend and my wife kissed me on the same day."
MIRANDA: "McDreamy, go sit over by someone who cares."

MALE NURSE: "I'm telling your intern on you."
CRISINA: "Meredith?"
MALE NURSE: "Yeah."
CRISTINA: "Ooh, I'm so scared!"

CRISTINA: "Will you get me a latte?"
MOTHER: "A non-fat one?"
CRISTINA: "No, a FAT one!"

GEORGE: "You're officially AWOL, you know."
CRISTINA: "I'm working. I'm trying to figure out what's going on with the crazy woman on four."
GEORGE: "You are the crazy woman on four."
CRISTINA: "I made a break for freedom."

[pointing to her mom] "I... will... kill her!"

CRISTINA

"Derek... have you ever thought that even if I am Satan and an adulterous bitch that I still might be the love of your life?"

ADDISON

DEREK: "You really are Satan, you realize that right? If Satan were to take physical form he'd be you, everywhere. All the time."
ADDISON: "I am not Satan."
DEREK: "How come you haven't gotten on your broomstick and gone back to New York where you belong?"
ADDISON: "Stop being petty."
DEREK: "Stop being an adulterous bitch."
ADDISON: "You know there was a time when you though of me as your best friend."
DEREK: "There was a time that I thought you were the love of my life. Things change."

ADDISON: [interrupts Meredith and Derek kissing] "Well, isn't this cozy? Can I join in, or are you not in to threesomes?"
MEREDITH: "I have to go."

[narrating] "The key to surviving a surgical internship is denial. We deny we're tired, we deny that we're scared, we deny how badly we want to succeed. And most importantly, we deny that we're in denial. We only see what we want to see and believe what we want to believe, and it works. We lie to ourselves so much that after a while the lies start to seem like the truth. We deny so much that we can't recognize the truth... right in front of our faces."

MEREDITH

[narrating] "Mrs. Snyder explained to me that when fate comes into play, choice sometimes goes out the window. Maybe Romeo and Juliet were fated to be together, but just for a while, and then their time passed. If they could have known that beforehand, maybe it all would have been okay. I told Mrs. Snyder that when I was grown up, I'd take fate into my own hands. I wouldn't let some guy drag me down. Mrs. Snyder said that I'd be lucky if I ever had that kind of passion with someone, and if I did, we'd be together forever. Even now, I believe that for the most part, love is about choices. It's about putting down the poison and the dagger and making your own happy ending... most of the time. And sometimes, despite all your best intentions, fate wins anyway."

MEREDITH

ALEX: "Here's the thing... I like your rack."
IZZIE: "God, what is wrong with you? Why do you have to be so... what is wrong with you?"
ALEX: "I like your rack and I'd want them around if I could have them, trust me I would, but it wouldn't be the end of the world if you got rid of them... because really, I want you."
[Izzie slaps him]
ALEX: "Ow! What was that for?"
[Izzie kisses him]

Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Quotes

[to Addison] "There is a land called Passive Agresseva, and you are their queen."

DEREK

MEREDITH: "Hey, why aren't you busy prepping for rounds and stealing all the good cases?"
CRISTINA: "Why aren't you busy prepping for rounds and stealing all the good cases?"
MEREDITH: "No reason."
CRISTINA: "No reason." [pause] "Burke thinks I moved in with him."
MEREDITH: "McDreamy and I have a case. Wait. He thinks you moved in with him?"
CRISTINA: "You're calling him McDreamy again?"
MEREDITH: "So?"
CRISTINA: "What are you doing?"
MEREDITH: "What are YOU doing?"