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DEREK: "Doesn't look like there's any nerve damage. There shouldn't be any long-term effect. I'd wait a few weeks before I tested it out, though."
MEREDITH: "Funny. You're a funny man."
DEREK: "I just didn't know you two were dating."
MEREDITH: "You knew it would happen eventually."
DEREK: "Eventually feels a lot different than actually."
MEREDITH: "Yeah, I guess it does."
DEREK: "It's surprisingly painful."
MEREDITH: "It gets better."
DEREK: "Does it?"

[to Mer] "I heard you broke his penis. Nice!"

ALEX

"I was staring at the ceiling in abject horror."

MEREDITH

[shows Preston her apartment] "This is where I live. My mother decorated it. I don't do laundry, I buy new underwear. The table? Six months of magazines I know I'll never read but I won't throw out. I don't wash dishes, vacuum, or put the toilet paper on the holder. I hired a maid once. She ran away crying. The only things in my fridge are water, vodka, and diet soda, and I don't care. But you do. Still think living together is a good idea?"

CRISTINA

CRISTINA: "I used the key."
PRESTON: "That's a step."
CRISTINA: "So you really want to know me?"
PRESTON: "There is nothing you can reveal about yourself that I wouldn't want to know."

[to Steve] "I met a girl there once myself. A very long time ago."

DEREK

DEREK: "So, when did this problem begin?"
STEVE: "Well, I had an erection last night and woke up with one this morning."
MIRANDA: "Umm, Dr. Shepherd, if you don't need me, the other Dr. Shepherd needs a consult on one of the quints."
DEREK: "Yeah, no we're fine. So when did you last ejaculate?"
STEVE: "I'm not sure. Meredith?"
CRISTINA: [leaves, tries not to laugh] "Oh, I'm... I'm gonna go with Dr. Bailey."
STEVE: "Meredith, what time did we, uh...you know."
DEREK: [smiles] "Yes, Meredith. What time did you two?"

[to Cristina] "I know you. You don't want to move but I can't always be the one that takes a step. Any more steps and I'm walking away."

PRESTON

ALEX: "I'm a hotshot doctor. I don't have any problems."
ROBERT: "You probably don't have any friends, either."

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