Grey's Anatomy

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PATIENT: "You know the dream where you wake up in high school and you’re naked?"
IZZIE: "Yeah."
PATIENT: "Well I would really, really like to wake up. "

MEREDITH: "Why do people cheat?"
DEREK: "That’s a good question."
MEREDITH: "Why do you think she cheated on you? Were you different then? Were you a bad husband?"
DEREK: "I was... I was just a little absent. Not that that’s an excuse for her."
MEREDITH: "Do you think things would have been different if you had kids?"
DEREK: "Do I think she wouldn’t have cheated? I don’t know."

ADDISON: "Why are you here?"
MARK: "For one reason. To bring you home. I miss you Addison."
ADDISON: "I'm in love with my husband, Mark."
MARK: "He’s not in love with you. He’s in love with that intern. He’s not even trying to hide it. Why would you want to stick around for that?"

MARK: "Oh c’mon, you’re not even a little bit happy to see me?"
ADDISON: "Go home, whatever you came to do, just drop it and leave."
MARK: "Hey, we all made mistakes Addison, all three of us. But somehow... somehow, I lost my best friend and the woman I loved."
ADDISON: "Please, don’t say that."
MARK: "He doesn’t know how we felt. He doesn’t know you stayed with me after he left? How do you expect to work out a marriage if you can’t even be honest with him?"

IZZIE: "It’s like a beast, a beast that was asleep for a long, long time. And now the beast is wide-awake and wants to be fed and the food that Alex gave it -- it was good food George."
GEORGE: "Something needs to be done about your taste."

IZZIE: "You know when you don’t have sex for a while you sort of forget how good it is and you don't really need it as much?"
GEORGE: "Yeah, that doesn't happen to guys."

DEREK: "What the hell is he doing here?"
ADDISON: "I have no idea."

IZZIE: "I'm serious. We're friends and it didn’t work when we tried to be more than that, so, as fun as it was, it’s not gonna happen again."
ALEX: "Stop looking at me."
IZZIE: "I'm not looking at you, I'm rounding."
ALEX: "I'm rounding too."
IZZIE: "Fine."
ALEX: "Fine."

"And my husband wonders why I'm not interested in him anymore. I tell you, if he had any balls at all, he'd leave. But no, he plays stupid. Waiting for me to walk out. I came home the other day with a hickey, a hickey for God's sake! Like I'm some sort of sex-crazed teenager! And what does Thatcher do? Pretend he doesn’t see it."

ELLIS

ELLIS: "I'm exhausted."
MEREDITH: "Ugh... Me too."
ELLIS: "I was going at it all night in the on-call room, what's your excuse?"
MEREDITH [stunned] "Mom!"
ELLIS: "That man makes me purr like a kitten."
MEREDITH: "Mom!"
ELLIS: "When he's not making me growl like a tiger."
MEREDITH: "Stop!"

MEREDITH: "Ow. Ow. Ow."
IZZIE: "What are you doing?"
MEREDITH: "I'm inserting my banana bag. It sounds vaguely dirty, but it's not."

MEREDITH: "I seem to be drunk. I was off-duty."
MIRANDA: "So was I. Anybody else half in the bottle?"

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Grey's Anatomy Season 2 Quotes

MEREDITH: "You don't get to call me a whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my life with. I was done! All the boys and all the bars and all the obvious daddy issues, who cares? I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. I'm all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke. You don't get to call me a whore."
DEREK: "This thing with us is finished. It's over."
MEREDITH: "Finally."
DEREK: "Yeah, it's done."
MEREDITH: "It is done."

ADDISON: "There is a land called Passive Agressiva, and I am their queen."
DEREK: [smiles] "That's all I'm saying... except when you're shrieking about trout."

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