Grey's Anatomy
Thursdays 9:00 PM on ABCGrey's Anatomy Season 9 Quotes
Owen, you want kids.
Cristina
People change, but they don't change.
Meredith
Who would've thought Kepner would find someone as dorky as she is?
Alex
That's my human shish kabob!
April
Alex: She's not my girlfriend.
Cristina: Whatever, you love her.
Alex: She's my friend.
Cristina: You sound so stupid when you say that.
Alex: She's moving in with him. What do you want me to do?
Cristina: Punch him and take back the girl.
So I poop on the table. It's part of the miracle of life.
Meredith
We have been friends for a long time. Want to know how? By not watching each other poop.
Cristina
Babies come out. People poop on the table.
Cristina
People have babies all over the place; taxi cabs, high school bathrooms.
Cristina
I'm not board certified and I'm not a virgin!
April
I won't call the guy a d-bag. Not to his face anyway.
Alex
We are throwing Bailey under the bus.
Derek