Popular Happy Endings Quotes
All codes are off!!!
Max [to Dave]
He messed with your V necks? That's like messing with a straight guy's crew necks.
Brad
You like Keri Russell after she ruined Felicity.
Penny [about Dave's perm]
I look like a quaalude dealer.
Dave
Dating you was like dating a super gay dude.
Max [to Penny]
Shuttin down the fallopes #menopause.
Brad
My smoothie budget is out of control. Daddy don't do domestic papaya!
Brad
Max, why so much sideboob? Talk to me.
Penny
Only you would spend hundreds of dollars to get a free 99 cent food item.
Jane [to Max]
What's wrong? Did you push the Qtip in too far again?
Penny [to Max]
Your dad doesn't have a secret Facebook profile under the name "Jeffrey Scrotum."
Max
The weird part is, now that I have a guy, everybody wants to set me up. Oh I know Al! I should hook you up with one of my "extras."
Penny
