Happy Endings "Cocktails & Dreams" Quotes
Max: Pen I think you know me, we've made love.
Penny: Ugh.
Max: I think you ugh-mazing!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Colin Hanks: There's 2 things I always say. 1: Yes, that Hanks. 2: Fame doesn't change you, it changes your friends.
• Rating: Unrated
Penny: Ever since she's been hanging out with Avi's crew all she eats is pills and powders.
Jane: Sounds like my Vegas diet.
• Rating: Unrated
Max: Ooo floor bacon!
• Rating: Unrated
Jane: Dave is Freddy Krueger-ing us in our dreams...with sex.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jane: Drunk Jane loves a good cleaning.
• Rating: Unrated
Dave: Whore's bath?
Penny: Ah yeah David, I did take a whore's bath okay? I had a one night stand and didn't have time to shower so did I rub some dryer sheets on my pits and throw some water on my hush at Au Bon Pain? Yes I did.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Dave: I call it the boxer thong, business up front, party in the rear.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: My body is a temple and your bodies are stadium urine troughs.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Alex: Wow we really are losing the war on drugs if animals are blowing rails.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10
