It's called taking "predemptive" measures.

Max

• Permalink: It's called taking predemptive measures.
• Added: February 15, 2012

Check it out bro! Twinsies!

Brad [to Grant]

• Permalink: Check it out bro! Twinsies!
• Added: February 15, 2012

Every group needs a Dave, like Dave Matthews band.

Penny

• Permalink: Every group needs a Dave, like Dave Matthews band.
• Added: February 15, 2012

Max is the lazy one, Jane is the Type A one, Penny's the single girl, Brad's the married one, and Alex is the one with the store.

Dave

• Permalink: Max is the lazy one, Jane is the Type A one, Penny's the single ...
• Added: February 15, 2012

I can't help it, I love to hear the sound of bones crunching.

Alex

• Permalink: I can't help it, I love to hear the sound of bones crunching.
• Added: February 15, 2012

Either all the good couples are rude or they wanna have sex with us.

Jane

• Permalink: Either all the good couples are rude or they wanna have sex with...
• Added: February 15, 2012

Grant is awesome. He's different than all the freaks you guys usually date.

Max

• Permalink: Grant is awesome. He's different than all the freaks you guys us...
• Added: February 15, 2012

This is not the time for jokes guys. Especially when this is the fattest I've ever been. How could you let me out of the house looking this fat?

Max

• Permalink: This is not the time for jokes guys. Especially when this is the...
• Added: February 15, 2012

C'mon guys, you always leave me hanging with the dirty sound effects.

Dave

• Permalink: C'mon guys, you always leave me hanging with the dirty sound eff...
• Added: February 15, 2012