Happy Endings "Fowl Play/Date" Quotes
Max: I'd storm out right now if my love for funeral food wasn't greater than my hatred for two selfish jerks.
• Rating: Unrated
Dave: When did we all turn against Mayer?
• Rating: Unrated
Max: I plan on wining, dining and 79ing him. And yes if you're wondering that is 10 better!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: What would Kerry Washington do in Scandal? Demand to see the President and then almost make out with him.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Penny: He said I broke the glass ceiling. That's right, I'll climb that corporate ladder in a skirt and I don't care who looks up it because I keep my yard tidy!
• Rating: Unrated
Dave: Wow, that's what 275 pounds of lonely looks like.
• Rating: Unrated
Max: It's a direct quote from my original screenplay "Heat 2: It's getting hot up in here."
• Rating: Unrated
Jane: I don't know why I'm surprised, I once saw you put sunscreen on a grape because you didn't want it to become a raisin.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Alex: Hey guys! You all remember my super racist parrot Tyler.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 9