It's like he's squatting in a vacant Bennigans.

Penny

It's 2012, welcome to sexytown, population Jeffrey!

Penny

Old brad didn't take baths because his tub was filled with 311 CDs.

Jane

It's kind of my date V, I get V in this V.

Dave

I call it my emergen-tee.

Dave

You guys are addicted to these addiction shows.

Dave [to Alex and Max]

I don't want no scrub, scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.

Penny

Don't change for a guy, meet a guy and change him.

Jane

Every choice you make in your life about everything is monumentally wrong.

Jane [to Penny]
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Happy Endings Season 2 Episode 12 Quotes

Don't change for a guy, meet a guy and change him.

Jane

Every choice you make in your life about everything is monumentally wrong.

Jane [to Penny]
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