I can't believe we thought Hop Sings was rentin' tush!

Max

Stop baby bro-ing me, you're not Johnny Drama.

Dave

You make a sexy sandwich son.

Big Dave

You've been cooped up here way too long. You're starting to "Rear Window" and make stuff up.

Max [to Alex]

Alex what was so important that you had to call us over here, I was right in the middle of doing nothing.

Max

Wait so Dave's new mom is Penny's old mom?

Alex

Why would a stoner have a racist homophobic bird?

Alex

Dave I'm not sure it's easy hearing your dad has a new girlfriend and that Penny got rotary dialed on your bumper pool table.

Jane

My dad got bangs!

Penny

Jane: Wait Big Dave is coming to town? God I love your dad!
Alex: Ugh, the man hates me for no reason.
Everyone: You left Dave at the altar!!!

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Happy Endings Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes

My dad got bangs!

Penny

Jane: Wait Big Dave is coming to town? God I love your dad!
Alex: Ugh, the man hates me for no reason.
Everyone: You left Dave at the altar!!!

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