The only Orlando I like starts with Tony or ends with Bloom.

Derrick

Usually rebranding doesn't work. Look at KFC. I'm sorry guys but you will always been Kitchen Fresh Chicken to me.

Alex

Okay I know what you're doing. You're gay Yoda-ing me? Wait is that redundant?

Max

That's right I'm straight now. From this moment forward, it's gonna be a steady diet of boobs and dudes, dammit. I am not longer interest in men, I am only interest in mankind. From this moment forward it will be a steady diet will be chicks with d...ammit. I love guys. My favorite thing to touch is va-penis.

Max

Honestly I haven't been too into music since Smashmouth left the game.

Alex

Penny: Oh my God, Oh my God I'm gonna die.
Alex: Me too! I mean we all are, but why are we talking about that now, it's sad.

Get paid to have sex and eat free food, Jane you beautiful broomstick I love it.

Max

My baby could sell snow to an Eskimo. And by snow I mean cocaine. Eskimos traditionally don't have a lot of disposable income so it's a pretty impressive sales feat.

Brad
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Get paid to have sex and eat free food, Jane you beautiful broomstick I love it.

Max

My baby could sell snow to an Eskimo. And by snow I mean cocaine. Eskimos traditionally don't have a lot of disposable income so it's a pretty impressive sales feat.

Brad
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