Jane: You look like Jamiroquai before labor day.
Max: You look like Carol Brady right before she got arrested for molesting Bobby.

Max: How do you think Jane would feel about high-waisted pants?
Brad: I think she would have to be high and wasted.

Brad: Dude I need your help.
Max: Alright but it's gonna cost you.
Brad: You owe me eight thousand dollars.

You gotta relax dude, therapy is cool.


You guys are so vain, you probably think this sweater's about you.


Seriously I got stuck with the check again? What's the point of having white friends?

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