Judge: Ms Remmick, I'm not happy...
Roseanna: You're Honor...
Judge: I'M TALKING..... You had an obligation to bring this to defense council attention.

Clerk: All rise!
Harry: Why do I feel like we should all be wearing helmets?

Adam: [mumbles] Somebody's tense
Harry: Excuse me?

Tommy: Tell me about your mom Marcus, is she good looking? Please, don't make me poke your mom Marcus.
Marcus: You really thing you're going to intimidate me SpongeBob?

[looking at Roseanna] Oh yeah, off the record F[beep]k You!

The prosecution is playing dirty, you respond in kind. You do what you have to save your client.

Tommy

James is a loon. He's bipolar. It's hip to be that now. It used to be cool to be bilingual, then bisexual, and now bipolar. Quarter of a million dollar in therapist and the consensus was "he's a loon," which I already knew.

Eric

Tommy: A law professor once told me, sounds crazy, but I believe it with all my tiny heart. Lawyers in murder trials are dead if they don't dance. It helps refill the humanity tank; you should do it once in a while I'm telling you.
Harry: You're a very strange dude.
Tommy: I really am.

You had her arrested because she mocked your ass in court.

Ollie

I'm not sure what is worse, waking up realizing you're not what you use to be, or knowing you are what you always were.

Tommy

Harry: I will have final say on strategy.
Eric: Shouldn't that go to me?
Harry: No, since you're sitting in a jail cell, I will assume you screw things up.

Jeremy: It's kind of a dirty trick, playing on a person's sympathies
Cassie: I'm a lawyer, we don't shame.

Harry's Law Quotes

Harry: Are we ok Marty?
Marty: Why wouldn't we be?
Harry: You told me to go to hell.
Marty: Well, it's not I won't be going there too; you know that better than anyone right?

Marty: That's a respected lawyer there.
Doctor: That makes one of you.