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Haven

Nathan: So we've got a peeping tom without eyeballs and a child abuser with broken bones, both found in locked rooms.
Duke: Parking tickets. Yeah. She attacked my car first, and then she went after the Grey Gull, which apparently is operating under a questionable liquor license.

Audrey: Duke, you'll stay with me tonight.
Duke: I sleep in the raw.

One good thing about the troubles. At least I got to meet Audrey Parker.

Duke

Feminine ideal? More like a terminator made of plaster.

Duke

Yeah, well now that I am a good man, I'm going to do about three years worth of back taxes.

Duke

My people help the Troubled, and we do it any way we can.

Jordan

It amazes me how some men struggle with chivalry.

Claire

Claire: No costume?
Audrey? Me? Dress up as someone else? No. I feel like I do that every day of my life. I could have actually been a cheerleader at one...
Claire: I'm a vampire slayer.
Audrey: Sure, that's cool.

So we can kiss again, right?

Jordan

Audrey: What's with all these mirrors?
Duke: Rich people. They're narcissists.

She didn't go out the front door, because the front door? Is gone.

Duke

Nathan: You just punched me against the room!
Duke: Yes, that's true.

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Haven Quotes

The guy threw a manhole cover at me, okay? I'm just sayin'.

Duke

Nathan: You just punched me against the room!
Duke: Yes, that's true.

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