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It was terrifying, like a nightmare I couldn't wake up from. I can't believe I wrecked the car.


Dwight as Gloria: So she took Jeffrey to buy time for Duke's body to blow. So you both die.
Duke as Nathan: Pretty much exactly.

Oh. I'm sorry that we can't all find true love as you, Nathan. Did you ever wonder if it's because Audrey is the only person who you can feel?

Duke as Nathan

Duke as Nathan: See Nathan? I can totally sound like you. Stick-up-my-ass serious, sprinkle in a few "Parkers."
Nathan as Duke: Well I'll just try to look annoyed all the time.
Duke as Nathan: It ain't easy being me, Nathan.

You plant a seed, but you never know how the vine is going to grow.


I have gone as far as I can treating that B I T C H like Audrey.


Dwight: I try to eat healthy.
Gloria: You're like a moose. A milkshake won't hurt.

Dave: Nobody's going to think a telephone poll was running down the street!
Vince: In Haven they might!

Sorry big guy, but your lifetime is a fraction of a second in mine.


Well, it looks like Duke is out. He's not gonna make it past the porch. So, what's it going to be? Are you going to grab a shovel or are you going to indulge yourself in your little tickle fixation and watch your friend die?


Mara: You know I have all of Audrey's memories, right? Did you ever just wonder if she loved you as much as she loved you?
Nathan: No.

Oh God. Would you evolve already? Sex is cardio.

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Haven Quotes

The guy threw a manhole cover at me, okay? I'm just sayin'.


Nathan: You just punched me against the room!
Duke: Yes, that's true.

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