Haven

Haven Quotes

Season 3 Episode 13: "Thanks for the Memories"

Audrey: I'm sorry I won't remember you when I come back. Especially Colorado.
 • Rating: Unrated

Audrey: Tell him, Arla. Tell him how many women you murdered to get that skin.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nathan: This would be weird even if we weren't meeting in a giant supernatural steam room.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dave: Vince and I tried to keep Audrey out of the barn once before. Let's just say it didn't work. Vince decided there and then that the best thing was for Audrey to just keep going back in. I think we have to break the cycle, deal with the thing head on and not keep using the girl as a damned band aid.
 • Rating: Unrated

Arla: Why should I trust you Crocker?
Duke: Because I know that Audrey has to go into the barn. I'm tired of living in a disaster movie.
 • Rating: Unrated

James: Arla, if I've been gone for 27 years, why do you still look so young?
Arla: I stayed young for you, silly.
 • Rating: Unrated

Duke: Maybe it's just me, but I thought the meteors were supposed to pass over Haven. Why are they hitting us?
Audrey: Because I won't go into the barn. And they're going to fall faster and faster until I find my son and he tells us how to stop this.
 • Rating: Unrated

Audrey: Who the hell are you?
Agent Howard: Think of me as your ride. I drop you off and then, when the time is right, I pick you up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 12: "Reunion"

Audrey: You were cute as a teenager.
Duke: Yes, I was.
 • Rating: Unrated

Arla: When James comes out of that barn, I want to look like the woman he loved, well, still loves.
 • Rating: Unrated

Nathan: Hey, you need to rest, but we're going to find that barn before it finds you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Audrey: Besides, if I only have a day left, I'd rather spend it with you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Duke: You're not wearing Claire, so you're not allowed to shrink me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeanine: Duke's a jerk and I have no intention of further supporting his crummy establishment.
 • Rating: Unrated

Audrey: Well, this will be a mighty cold case by then, so we better wrap it up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 11: "Last Goodbyes"

Will: Now don't let them cut this shirt off, it's a winner.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Duke: And then you kissed me.
Claire: No way.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amnesia Man: Oh no no no no no no no, I'm not going to be responsible for putting a deadline on thousands of people's lives. I could just be a guy who's obsessed with WebMD!
 • Rating: Unrated

Audrey: Have you, ah, have you heard of The Troubles?
Amnesia Man: Is that a band or something?
 • Rating: Unrated

Amnesia Man: Gear down there Champ, I'm the one without a gun.
Audrey: That doesn't mean you're still not dangerous.
Amnesia Man: Right, because only the most hard-core criminals roll with only one shoe.
 • Rating: Unrated

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