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Danny: He doesn't have anything, he has an address. So unless Master Yoda can send telepathic messages that the rest of us can't hear....
Max: Technically Yoda didn't have telepathic powers.
Danny: Shut it!

Steve: Why are you yelling at me?
Danny: I'm not yelling
Max: Actually, you were expressing yourself in a very loud manner.
Danny: Hey, zip it Kermit.

Jenna: Where are you going? Steve needs our help.
White: He will be fine.
Jenna: How do you know?
White: Because I trained him.

Chin Ho: [Points at White]
Danny: He trained Steve
Chin Ho: Oh, so it's his fault.

Danny: So, what's up buddy? You've been ducking me for about a week.
Chin Ho: Been a little busy.
Danny: What are you doing? Putting more of your friends behind bars?

White: I'm Joe.
Kono: Kono.
White: Nice shooting Kono.

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