Hawaii Five-O

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Hawaii Five-O Quotes

Season 2 Episode 23: "Ua Hala"

Steve: You're not coming in?
Joe: No it's best if you do this on your own.
Steve: Ok [door opens] Mom?!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joe: Who you calling?
Steve: Danny. If I leave him another note that I'm going to Japan he will never speak to me again.
Joe: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve: Body armor works.
Danny: What is that look? Nobody likes to get shot.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Danny: Alright with the Navy Seal death stare, what are you going to water board me till I tell you about my private phone call?
Steve: No, I'm just trying to get you to tell me because we're friends and I'm worried.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joe: Now that Wo Fat is in jail it's time for you to meet Shelburne.
Steve: Oh you're just going to take me to Shelburne.
Joe: That's why I'm here.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 22: "Ua Hopa"

Danny: I knew it... Cargo pants.
Steve: Book em' Danno.
Danny: You could have just said hello.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve: What did you do to piss off the Yakuza?
Wo Fat: I killed Hiro Noshimuri
Steve: That would do it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve: What was that?!
Wo Fat: Those men are Yakuza, and they are not here to save me, they are here to kill me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny: We will be fine, just take of your own six.
Steve: Six? Ok I've been gone way to long, your starting to sound like me.
Danny: I know, I know, and it made me want to throw up a little.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny: Did you call me to not tell me what's going on with you?
Steve: I called to tell you I'm in Japan and I have Wo Fat in custody
Danny: Way to bury the lead buddy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve: Why are you angry?
Danny: I'm not angry.
Steve: You sound angry.
Danny: I'm not angry, I was worried and now I'm concerned.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Adam: They would see one thing, Hiro Noshimuri son; the heir apparent to the head of the Yakuza.
Kono: They won't see that if you're clean.
Adam: I'm getting there.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 21: "Pa Make Loa"

Callen: I can see the attraction of living here.
Danny: Yeah, it kinda grows on ya.
Chin Ho: That's the nicest thing Danny's ever said about this place.
Danny: I didn't mean it.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Hanna: Why do you dress like that? You're in Hawaii.
Danny: It's my style.
Hanna: It's not a style, it's a bad habit.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny: We are going to take a page from McGarrett's playbook.
Chin Ho: What do you mean by that?
Danny: You take the playbook, and set it on fire.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kono: You know what they use to call Sand Island?
Hanna: What's that?
Kono: Quarantine Island.
Hanna: Sounds like a great place to start an epidemic.
• Rating: Unrated

Danny: What about you, I hear you have a personal beef.
Callen: Comescu tried to kill my whole family.
Danny: Come again?
Callen: Blood feud.
Danny: Ah, well that happens.
• Rating: Unrated

Danny: We got a print; the guy is in the system. His name is Dracul Comescu
Chin Ho: Who the hell is that?
Danny: He's not a vampire; I thought the very same thing.
• Rating: Unrated