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Danny: Jerry, what are you doing?
Jerry: Feeling the Force.

Steve: I can’t drive, Danny.
Danny: Oh really? There’s a silver lining in the face of death. Fantastic.

Jerry: I did call the HPD, they treating me like I was some sort of nutjob.
Danny: That’s shocking.

Not so fast, McGruff.

Jerry

Technology is not my friend.

Jerry

Who am I, Miss Daisy? Sometimes I like to drive my own car.

Danny

Steve: "Did you say patsy?"
Danny: "I did. I've been wanting to use that word for awhile now."

Danny: "I have no idea what's gotten into her."
Steve: "Really? She reminds me of somebody else I know. . . Let's see: she's scrappy, stubborn, hot-headed, and loyal to a fault. She's you, pal."
Danny: "That's disturbingly insightful."

Grace: "I'm no rat."
Danny: "Who are you and what have you don't with my daughter."

Steve McGarrett: Did you check the emergency exit?
Danny Williams: No, I went to go get donuts.

Kamekona: You even a cop, brah?
Cop: I'm in the ACADEMY, brah. Now move along before I arrest you.
Kamekona: You mean, before you call somebody over to arrest me?

Danny William: Whoa, whoa, whoa--what you gonna do, you gonna shoot me?
Steve McGarrett: I considered it.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

You should call that lawyer of yours, that really brilliant lawyer and get your sentence knocked down 50-60 years. Enjoy federal prison; it's really nice this time of year.

Danny

Technology is not my friend.

Jerry
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