Hawaii Five-O

Hawaii Five-O Quotes

Season 3 Episode 24: "Aloha, Malama Pono (Farewell and Take Care)"

Steve McGarrett: I'm thinking these five guys are government agents, and the killer is their rendition suspect--someone resourceful enough to be able to kill five feds and then land a jet.
Chin Ho Kelly: That's a serious national security threat.
Steve McGarrett: Yeah, and now he's loose on the island.
 • Rating: Unrated

Steve McGarrett: I'm giving you a chance to save a little boy's life.
Wo Fat: And what's in it for me?
Steve McGarrett: The exercise yard. 15 minutes a day, you can see the sun.
Wo Fat: I burn easily.
 • Rating: Unrated

Steve McGarrett: Don't give me the 'hurt feelings' thing, Mom, because A. I don't buy it, and B. I don't care.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve McGarrett: Did you just hang up on the C.I.A.?
Danny Williams: No, I hung up on a schmuck...a gigantic schmuck.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny: Good, all we gotta do is stop an anonymous maniac who butchered five people from getting off the island.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Police Officer: I hope you know what you're doing, Steve.
Danny Williams: You know what you're doing, right?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 23: "He welo 'oihana (Family Business)"

Michael Noshimuri: Chin Ho Kelly. My brother stabbed your cousin, right? I guess that makes us practically related.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Steve McGarrett: Listen, three retirees launching a covert op? How do you think that's gonna go down?
 • Rating: Unrated

Steve McGarrett: What happened to you, Mom? What happened to the woman who used to make fried bologna sandwiches, and was on the PTA, and showed me how to paddle an outrigger, and used to teach me magic tricks? Where'd you go?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny Williams: I sort of thought we had something nice going, but if I can't compete with sand storms and artifacts, I guess it was time to re-evaluate anyway, right?
 • Rating: Unrated

Steve McGarrett: She give you a reason?
Danny Williams: A reason why she stayed in Morocco? Or a reason why she stood me up at the airport?
Steve McGarrett: Either.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 22: "Ho' opio (To Take Captive)"

Michael Noshimuri: He went to see Sato, didn't he?
Kono Kalakaua: Who the hell is Sato?
 • Rating: Unrated

Amanda's Dad: The only thing worse than losing your daughter is losing her twice.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Steve McGarrett: You know the good thing about hair? It grows back.
Chin Ho Kelly: If you're lucky.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ray Beckett: I want to see a warrant.
Danny Williams: Shut up.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Danny Williams: Sinead O'Connor called, she wants her hairstyle back.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 21: "Imi loko ka 'uhane (Seek Within One's Soul)"

Savannah Walker: Commander McGarrett, is he gonna make it?
Steve McGarrett: I don't care.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Savannah Walker: Hold on--for your information, I have a journalism degree from Northwestern.
Steve McGarrett: Your professors must be very proud.
Savannah Walker (to camera-man): Let's erase that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chin Ho Kelly: That was Wo Fat. Wo Fat is a ruthless son of a bitch. W-can I say that on TV?
Savannah Walker: You already did.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Savannah Walker: How on earth did you get so tech-savvy?
Kono Kalakaua: Xbox.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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