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Steve: "Did you say patsy?"
Danny: "I did. I've been wanting to use that word for awhile now."

Danny: "I have no idea what's gotten into her."
Steve: "Really? She reminds me of somebody else I know. . . Let's see: she's scrappy, stubborn, hot-headed, and loyal to a fault. She's you, pal."
Danny: "That's disturbingly insightful."

Grace: "I'm no rat."
Danny: "Who are you and what have you don't with my daughter."

Steve McGarrett: Did you check the emergency exit?
Danny Williams: No, I went to go get donuts.

Kamekona: You even a cop, brah?
Cop: I'm in the ACADEMY, brah. Now move along before I arrest you.
Kamekona: You mean, before you call somebody over to arrest me?

Danny William: Whoa, whoa, whoa--what you gonna do, you gonna shoot me?
Steve McGarrett: I considered it.

Danny Williams: I just handed Wo Fat over to the feds--they're prepping him, getting him ready to transfer to a super max in Colorado.
Steve McGarrett: Did he say who was behind the attack?
Danny Williams: No, he wasn't feeling very chatty.

Adam Noshimuri: Are you sure you understand what this means?
Kono Kalakaua: No. But it's what we're gonna do. It's what we have to do.

Steve McGarrett: I'm thinking these five guys are government agents, and the killer is their rendition suspect--someone resourceful enough to be able to kill five feds and then land a jet.
Chin Ho Kelly: That's a serious national security threat.
Steve McGarrett: Yeah, and now he's loose on the island.

Steve McGarrett: I'm giving you a chance to save a little boy's life.
Wo Fat: And what's in it for me?
Steve McGarrett: The exercise yard. 15 minutes a day, you can see the sun.
Wo Fat: I burn easily.

Don't give me the 'hurt feelings' thing, Mom, because A. I don't buy it, and B. I don't care.

Steve McGarrett

Steve McGarrett: Did you just hang up on the C.I.A.?
Danny Williams: No, I hung up on a schmuck...a gigantic schmuck.

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Hawaii Five-0 Quotes

You remember me? About three years ago, you put some bullets into a friend of mine.

Steve McGarrett

What happened to you, Mom? What happened to the woman who used to make fried bologna sandwiches, and was on the PTA, and showed me how to paddle an outrigger, and used to teach me magic tricks? Where'd you go?

Steve McGarrett
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