Listen to me. Do yourself a favor and kill me now because I promise you I will put you in the ground the first chance I get.

Danny

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• Added: October 18, 2014

Hey, how about a little love for the maestro?

Jerry

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I think you told a really great camp fire story and the only thing missing is the marshmallows.

Grover

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Grover: Would you relax your giggle hole?
Steve: My what?

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EMT: Let us give you something for the pain.
Valentine: Do I look like someone who is in pain?

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Steve: Listen man, I’ll go through that door first if it makes you feel better.
Danny: I know you would.

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Steve: You know what, partner? We can get on a plane right now and settle this.
Danny: That is why I love you, buddy. You’re always willing to risk both our lives at any given moment.

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Danny: You really think this is the kind of guy to go to the hospital?
Steve: Maybe we’ll get lucky and he'll drop dead before it’s a consideration.

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• Added: October 18, 2014