Junior: Koa, was [Tani] always this competitive as a kid?
Koa: Just until she was about eight. Then I wouldn't play with her anymore.

• Permalink: Just until she was about 8. Then I wouldn't play with her anymore.
• Added: November 16, 2018

Renee: Everything's going to be fine, baby.
Grover: I know.
Renee: But I did tell you so.

• Permalink: But I did tell you so.
• Added: November 16, 2018

Ella: This would be funny if both of you weren't grown men.
Will: This is funny. The two of you should have a reality show.

• Permalink: This is funny. The two of you should have a reality show.
• Added: November 16, 2018

Son, when you're standing in a hole, stop digging.

Percy Sr. [to Grover]

• Permalink: Son, when you're standing in a hole, stop digging.
• Added: November 16, 2018

Jealously is an ugly cloak and I'm surprised it fits your fat ass.

Percy Jr. [to Grover]

• Permalink: Jealously is an ugly cloak and I'm surprised it fits your fat ass.
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Kamekona: You want the head on or off?
Percy Jr. and Grover: Off!
Kamekona: Ok. Just checking, my bruddas.

• Permalink: Ok. Just checking, my bruddas.
• Added: November 16, 2018

We scared all right. We scared of not measuring up.

Percy Sr. [to Will]

• Permalink: We scared all right. We scared of not measuring up.
• Added: November 16, 2018

Looks like you won't be making that dinner.

Adam [to sports-memorabilia dealer]

• Permalink: Looks like you won't be making that dinner.
• Added: November 16, 2018

You made a man out of me. Don't you know that?

Grover [to Percy Jr.]

• Permalink: You made a man out of me. Don't you know that?
• Added: November 16, 2018

Here's to dysfunctional families and the holidays that force us to spend time with them.

Tani

• Permalink: Here's to dysfunctional families and the holidays that force us to spend time with them.
• Added: November 16, 2018