Tani: Look at you. You're like Eliot Ness.
Adam: Yeah. But I don't know who my Al Capone is.

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Danny: Maybe you should get a shock collar for him, have it go off every time he calls you 'sir.'
Steve: Maybe I should get two, one for you every time you say something stupid.

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My first 30 minutes on the outside isn't going the way I thought.

Jessie [to Adam]

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Tani: You think someone missed Hinckley so badly that they dug up his corpse, like Norman Bates?
Grover: We've seen weirder.

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You really don't know how this works, do you?

Kamekona [to Pua]

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So it's safe to say an alien didn't explode out of his chest.

Junior [to Noelani]

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Tani: You are so lucky that they brought you here. If the cops got involved ...
Koa: I know.

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Jessie: If I do this thing, am I going to end up dead?
Adam: I won't let that happen. I'll protect you.
Jessie: Well, Noshimuri. You've got yourself a CI.

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