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Steve: You don't think I am a happy person?
Danny: I am sure you have your moments, like when Guns and Ammo puts out its gift guide, or a Rambo retrospective comes on TV.

Mary: Big night last night.
Cathy: Hmm?
Mary: Old House, thin walls.
Cathy: Oh God!
Mary: Yeah! You said that a lot last night.

Danny: I don't know I was still playing Ms. Pac-man
Steve: Ever made it to double pretzel?
Danny: Triple Banana bitch.
Steve: You're lying.

Danny: She catches bad guys for you. She sleeps with you. Does she cook too?
Steve: She is a great cook.

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