Sang Min: You must have been a bad boy to end up here, lieutenant.
Chin Ho Kelly: I didn't do anything.
Sang Min: Yeah, that's what we all say.

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Danny Williams: You missed the tasting, luckily.
Kono Kalakaua: That bad?
Danny Williams: It was Spam wrapped in a sock.

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Danny Williams: You're bringing back the '80s with those Rollerblades. You got those Duran Duran cassette tapes?
Kono Kalakaua: You know, I'm going for a workout, keepin' in shape...but I am hungry like the wolf.

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The first time we met, you hit me across the face with an ashtray. Now that we're even, you can trust me.

Sang Min [to Chin Ho Kelly]

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Chin Ho Kelly: Who put me in here?
Sang Min: Someone who wants you to suffer before you die.

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