Hawaii Five-0
Fridays 9:00 PM on CBSHawaii Five-0 Season 5 Quotes
Jerry, you do realize you just admitted to tax evasion, right?
Chin Ho Kelly
[voiceover] Cupid gets it wrong, goodbyes tend to get messy.
Harry Brown
In our profession, seeing the worst in humanity everyday can take its toll.
Max Bergman
[voiceover] The American dream - some find it. Others don't. Then there are the unlucky few who die trying. This gal was one of those.
Harry Brown
Steve: It is Christmas Danny. Alright, you and Gracie need a tree. You want a tree?
Danny: I do. I want a tree, but not like this.
You know I never really got that one. Who puts a cat in a bag?
Kono
How does a cowboy end up dead on Mars?
Lou
Danny: Well if it is the governor tell him you spent this morning vandalizing his trees.
Steve: Please hold for Mr. Malcontent
Danny: I cannot believe you made me an accomplice to a crime.
Steve: A victimless crime.
Steve: That trouble is trouble I did not go looking for, that trouble was dropped at my door.
Danny: Technically. No, not technically, specifically, this trouble exists only because you went looking for trouble by thinking that Leonard was a bad guy and looking into him.
As soon as Deb told me what her nephew did, I knew we would have a problem.
Leonard
She said I should't wait for, that she has found her place.
Steve
